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Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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Thursday Poat: Hot Sauce Edition

The other day, when asked what something she always carries with her, HRC answered unhesitatingly “hot sauce“. Apparently, carrying hot sauce around with you, is a black people thing. And she needs the votes of Obama’s biggest voting bloc percentage-wise, to win. This election cycle has been very educational for me. 8+ years of SCOAMF inhabiting the airwaves and I just heard about CPT last week. Honestly. And here I am, the definition of a racist by virtue of my ethnicity, gender, age and prior service. Yet, Hillary and De Blasio needed to educate me on this important terminology. That got me thinking, what would my answer be to that question? People who know me would answer: knife, wallet, cash, maybe a little flashlight for trans-illuminating (not cis-) ganglion cysts. That would be a great thread: “What is in various Hostages pockets?”

This song is from a show called True Blood that I’ve only seen because Paula tried watching it on Netflix and eventually gave up on it. This song, which sounds like it was sung by a local bar band, will not inspire me to try watching it again.

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Hello fellow humans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

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Happy New Year Boob Enthusiasts, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

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Hello good friends, and welcome to the autumn of my discontent and Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today is from Bralia, Romania and is a latex enthusiast and internet entrepreneur. She got her boobs fixed but left her nose alone, loves moonlight but hates garlic, she stands 5’7″, 32FF-26-36. Please stop talking shit and welcome Miss Lilly Roma!

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Hello Bros, Hoes, Joes, and Roamy, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I skipped to 1 minute 24 seconds to avoid the intro movie garbage…or you know you could just ignore this NSFW song. Whatever.

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I couldn’t figure out how to work these in and I’m old and tired.

Bebe Pepe

Bebe Sox

Bebe Uniball

Your model for today is British, so she’s got some fucked up teeth, acts slutty and has big boobs, naturally. She’s an actress who’s been on British TV soaps since she was 10 years old and is a bit of a chameleon with her hair color, which I like. She’s been gif-ed here a lot but never featured until now. Born August 7th, 1990 in Bury, Greater Manchester, UK, she stands 5′ 3″ and 125 lbs, 37DD-25-36, please get off my back long enough to welcome Helen Flanagan!

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MMM 182: Resignation Edition

I’m announcing my departure today to the people who have to officially be told I’m quitting. After that shakes out I get to discover how I’m going to get read out of my programs (“debriefed”) which I’m pretty sure I actually have to do on site. So I have to quit, travel, get read out, then travel home and file my expense report, then pray to God that these doofuses actually compensate me for expenses. To quit. Oh, and I have to take them the laptop, two monitors, and the docking station.

I’m keeping my stapler. And the tape dispenser.

Still, I can’t safely travel until like a week after the baby is born, unless I make it a day trip. It’s a mess.

Hands on hips = power pose.
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St. Pat’s Day Poat

I… I don’t even know what’s going on here.

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Good Morning Culture Warriors, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Somebody, maybe Oso, linked The Avett Brothers a while ago, and I don’t know why but they popped into my head when I was struggling to find a musical selection this week.

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Our model for today was born in Chiba Prefecture, Japan on July 28th, 1980. She stands 5’5″, weighs 136lbs, and measures an astounding 41-24-35. Please stop looking for the root causes of Islamic Terrorism long enough to welcome, Miss Harumi Nemoto!

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ビッグブーブ金曜日

Hello SMOD watchers, welcome, and come on in to Big Boob Friday.

Special thanks to MJ for taking time out of his busy pubic speaking schedule and filling in for me last week. I wrote this song for him to express my gratitude.

 

 

Your model for today is a porn star from Kyoto, Japan. She is 5’4″, 104 lbs, and measures 42-23-36 with some slanty Jcup size kimono pokers. Please stop sending old hippie pop singers on diplomatic missions long enough to welcome, Miss Utsunomiya Shion !

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