
August 31, 2022
Categories: I'm gonna need new batteries, Lobster Newburg, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 66 Comments
December 24, 2020
Categories: #H2, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Moist, new post . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 76 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
“Unconscious people don’t want tea…”
Also, ya gotta love the 80’s…whether you want to or not
Welcome to my state….
September 24, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, DDH, Finely Freckled, Hanks, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Makin' Bacon, new post, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, Socialism!, tenterhooks, The More You Know, Thorific, Uncategorized, Uniform, whiskey, Who Cut The Cheese?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 193 Comments
July 1, 2020
Categories: American Hero, Big Stones, butt-pokey blues, Double or nothing, FUCK SALT!!!, I used to be funneh and shit, I'm 7 Indians, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, ManBearPig, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Spice, Peace Through Douche, Snake juice guzzler . Tags: Toxic Masculinity . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 165 Comments
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TOOLS EXPLAINED
DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
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March 3, 2020
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Beer, Fire melt steel mantra, new post, Tincture of iodine . Tags: everyone likes a nice tool . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 134 Comments
In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.
Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.
In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.
During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”
So I went.
April 16, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, amazing post, Beauty Personified, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Pre-Law, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Trump's Fault, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 80 Comments
I know you are still recovering from my BBF poat of several years ago, but you didn’t revoke my keys to the blahg so I live for another day.
I’m not doing your usual Titsianna Gigglioni, bed dusting, veiny tits, stretch marks model. Instead Ima put you guys some knowledge.
First of all on this day in history:
1242 – Russian troops repelled an invasion attempt by the Teutonic Knights.Â
1614 – American Indian Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe in Virginia.Â
1621 – The Mayflower sailed from Plymouth, MA, on a return trip to England. Â
1792 – U.S. President George Washington cast the first presidential veto. The measure was for apportioning representatives among the states.Â
1843 – Queen Victoria proclaimed Hong Kong to be a British crown colony.Â
1887 – Anne Sullivan taught Helen Keller the meaning of the word “water” as spelled out in the manual alphabet.Â
1895 – Playwright Oscar Wilde lost his criminal libel case against the Marquess of Queensberry. Wilde had been accused of homosexual practices.Â
1908 – The Japanese Army reached the Yalu River as the Russians retreated.Â
1923 – Firestone Tire and Rubber Company began the first regular production of balloon tires.Â
1930 – Mahatma Ghandi defied British law by making salt in India.Â
1941 – German commandos secured docks along the Danube River in preparation for Germany’s invasion of the Balkans.Â
1951 – Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were sentenced to death for committing espionage for the Soviet Union.Â
1953 – Jomo Kenyatta was convicted and sentenced to 7 years in prison for orchestrating the Mau-Mau rebellion in Kenya.Â
1955 – Winston Churchill resigned as British prime minister.Â
1984 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Los Angeles Lakers) became the all-time NBA regular season scoring leader when he broke Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 31,419 career points.Â
1985 – John McEnroe said “any man can beat any woman at any sport, especially tennis.”Â
1989 – In Poland, accords were signed between Solidarity and the government that set free elections for June 1989. The eight-year ban on Solidarity was also set to be lifted.Â
1999 – In Laramie, WY, Russell Henderson pled guilty to kidnapping and felony murder in the death of Matthew Shepard.Â
2004 – Near Mexico City’s international airport, lightning struck the jet Mexican President Vicente Fox was on.Â
2009 – North Korea launched the Kwangmyongsong-2 rocket, prompting an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council.Â
April 5, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, bacon, BBF, bbq, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, Dang. I mean...dang., Don't Make Me Kill You, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, Happy B-Day Michael, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, just the D…, Knockers, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., new post, Old Person, POON!, racist, rhymes with "your mom", Rosetta Likes This, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Sodium Chloride Fornication, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., TITS, Trump's Fault, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 58 Comments
The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.
Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat
I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.
July 31, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, mons of Marmota monax, new post, One Foot Muff, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, This is fucking bullshit, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, yo!, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 145 Comments
Roamy must be busy, so I’ll throw together an HHD poat for her.
Watching OnDemand shows for NBC (The Brave, WOO HOO!) has exposed me to some cool Winter Olympics ads. Of course I can’t find a link to it, since NBC probably has it locked down (why on earth would you want to release an ad to the public? why, someone might SEE IT!) but take my word for it, coolness.
December 6, 2017
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, Badtards, Beauty Personified, beefcake, BOOP!, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Emily's Dull Affect, Follically challenged, fuck you, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, It must be true!, Just Another Fucking Category, Like you know how to read., My Sharona, new post, QWERTY, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, STFU, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, Where's Cyn?, Xanthan gum, Your Mom, Your mom should be on the new ten, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 159 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.