Tuesday Detention – POS Slips

Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).

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A Farts’ Tale – POS Pooting

Because this is a classy place

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I am most assuredly a classy guy

Some Music:

Some Poetry:

“”Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!”
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.[7]”

Some Art: (no not that kind)

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November 28th is Head Day – POS Observances

That may be a somewhat concatenated  version of an amazing international day of ponderous ponderings… I’ll let you decide.

Other amazing factoids about November 28th:

1) a metric buttload of people we’ve never heard of were born this day in history

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2) a surprising number of people we’ve never heard of, or really gave two craps about drew their last breath – including jeffrey dahmer who interestingly enough kept heads in his refrigerator – coincidence or a TRUE Believer in the Observance of Head Day…. you be the judge.

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Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

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BBF

Hello runners and rooster-huggers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born August, 14 1990 in San Pedro, CA. 5’5″, 35D-24-35, please endeavour to persevere and say hello to Miss Jaclyn Swedberg!

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Tonight, on One Tree Hill …

Will there be a breakup? A fight?   Or will everyone just get grounded? TUNE IN TONIGHT

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I honestly don’t know much about this show, but I did watch this one waaaaay back in the day:

 

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The thing I like about Tori Spelling, is that she’s living proof that all the money in the world can’t make you beautiful.

I was actually more of a fan of this type of show:

 

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Man, those were the days.  LOVED that show. And it had THIS wonderful episode – good performances and STILL had the humor.

 

 

One hunk for tuesday – Concert is in a few weeks:

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The new album is awesome. But then you knew I’d say that. This is usually the concert opener, but not every time.   I will be insufferable until then.

 

 

Ok. My work here is done. I’ve fully desecrated the blog.   That’s what happens when everyone leaves me alone here.

Update/arrrrg:

 

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HHD – Monkey Style

So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).

I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical  majesty –

What do you think?

Enjoy:

 

now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:

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Totally Trannie Tuesday – placeholder poat

Another edition of Who Can Stomp This POS Poat Fastest® begins now

Now for the tranny content you’ve all been waiting for –

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Tour de Pants

The Tour of France by bicycle lasts most of the month of July. This year I think I read 2 articles about it. One was how the 2 guys who cover the race on TV are brilliant and the other one a couple of days ago discussing how the rider from the winning team is part of a system that has made the race boring by their success. Despite reading both of these articles (skimming is more like it) I cannot tell you who actually won the race. tour-de-france-main-crash

Crashes in bike races, especially road bikes, is part of the fun of watching. Sort of like NASCAR. Fast cars driving around an oval shaped track for hours on end. When they show the highlights, what do they show other than the winner drinking milk and the crashes? That’s right.

The Tour de France is one of those elitist sports that people who don’t watch the debased American sports like football and soccer claim to watch. Sort of like being a vegan…you’ll know if someone follows the tour within 5 minutes of meeting them. World cup soccer, international tennis, cricket, the list goes on and on. All of these things are fine, including being a vegan if you want to do that (dog whistle to Leon), I just don’t want to hear about how they’re superior to traditional American sports!

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Holding Poat – Bad Trip part ducks

that’s french you ignant bastards –

bad trip

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