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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
In honor of celebrating the Second Amendment and cheers to my daughter’s boyfriend for having good taste in music. Apparently Styx has been doing “Styx Fix Live Saturdays” concerts during the quarantine, and the kids listen to the livestream every week. Beats (c)rap any day of the week.

All the pics below the fold this week.
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May 27, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Man, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: hot flash warning . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 124 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I have been watching Oscar-winning and -nominated movies, and the latest one was “The Last Picture Show”. I decided the only reason the reviewers liked it was Cybill Shepherd’s tits. However, it did remind me of today’s song of the day.

Hal Ketchum, who had a string of country hits in the 1990‘s.

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May 20, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: don't pick what Roger Ebert liked, nostalgia for the win . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 146 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
One of his big hits, but it doesn’t seem to get as much airplay as the others. RIP, Little Richard.

Now for the hunks.

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May 13, 2020
Categories: #Reboob, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, OWS Douchebags, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: stuck in the 80's . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 130 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Come heavy – to walk in with a loaded weapon

Your model for today was born on February 22nd, 1996 in Boston, Massachusetts. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 38 – 25 – 38 and 130 lbs. Please give your attention to and pray for forgiveness from Miss Giselle Lynette!

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May 1, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Snake juice guzzler, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 144 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I’m really ready to be done with this quarantine crap.

The RFH family watched “Die Hard” because Mini-me hadn’t seen it. Inspired by this, I bring you this week’s Easter egg with a probably-NSFW warning, but dayum, honey, John McClane would fly 2000 miles and kill terrorists for that.

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April 29, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Dang. I mean...dang., Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 139 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 13th, 1996 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 34 – 28 – 39 and who knows how many pounds. Please sign the check now and pay for it later with Miss Lauren Searle.

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April 17, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, BBF, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, mesadick, Microvag, Music Classics, My Sharona, Nice Melons, Old Person, paris hilton whore, people make me sick, shit squirters . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 152 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Crank it up!

Now for the hunks.

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April 15, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Baseball, beefcake, Booze, braunschweiger, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 162 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I have things a little out of order today.

(Here’s the version you probably know better.)
Now for the hunks.
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April 8, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 226 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I thought seriously about an April Fool’s edition of HHD but decided, nah, the pandemic is stressful enough without shirtless Carrotop or Easter eggs of Kathy Griffin.
But I will put this song here, inspired by people bumping elbows instead of shaking hands.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Ewan McGregor.

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