MMM 120: I was once twenty.

But that was a Barely Legal lifetime ago. Here are some pictures from the MMM binders.

This is what squat booty and thighs look like in a dress. I’m a fan.
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My belly isn’t going to rub itself.

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Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.

Redheads, boobs, and girls in glasses make me happy happy happy . Sometimes music does, too.


If I could be serious for a moment, I want you guys to know that driving the boob bus on Fridays is the best job ever.

Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop gerrymandering your district long enough to welcome Miss Tessa Fowler!

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Thorsday Cover Songs

… that prove the theory.

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Gelatinous Goo and Nads

Oso says that we should all just shut our whore mouths, and not comment on the fact that her worse half pickles his own eggs. Don’t think so, Oso. Don’t think so.

Mr Oso, (if that’s even his real name) is going to enter the annals and athol of history as a category on our sidebar. See if you can spot it.

Mmmmm delicious looking, non? Tasty orbs of gelatinous goo floating around in some sort of red peppery sauce.



Did you know that he also wrote a cookbook? Well he did.

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