C’mon Thomas, don’t fail us now!
Greetings, caffeinated colleagues. It’s the last Monday in July, and I know you’re as surprised as I am. Summer seems to be rushing by. I blame the near-constant rain and the continued political nightmare we endure with “Recovery Summer 4” (or is it 5?).
I could use a little perking up before facing the week. No word on the other job yet, but the HR lady who’s supposed to call isn’t due back in the office until next week.
Abs and jeans.
This isn’t Moses. But this is how he feels.
The purple sage asploded this weekend.
This chickie has been here before, yeah, yeah, I know, “another repeat?” you say to yourself, but wait a sec: that last time we saw her, whoknowwho found the WORST pics of her ever. I went and scrubbed the tittywebs to find the best pictures of her, because I’m nice that way. She’s from Australia, and can speed read at 42-28-36 Double G All Natural words per minute. She was named last year as a ‘Best of the Decade’ by Score. Get your fleshlights ready and then give a BBF howdy to Angie White.
Have you ever noticed that the “FA” in FAQs is almost always fraudulent? The questions are not necessarily “frequently asked,” they are just those which the vendor thinks you should be asking, and wants you to know the answer, whether you thought of them or not.
In that spirit of disingenuity, I offer the following FAQs regarding the Columbus Day Texas Moron Meet-Up And Five Million Hits Celebration™, hereinafter referred to as the CDTMM&FMHC.
Q: What is the event?
A: The CDTMM&FMHC. Please try to pay attention.
Q: Who came up with this idea and is the person in charge of this event?
Q: When is it going to happen?
A: The weekend of Columbus Day, October 11-14.
Q: Where will it be?
A: It will be based at my house in the mid-cities area of the Dallas Metroplex, just a short cab ride from DFW, four doors west and across the street from Tony Romo’s house.