This encapsulates my feelings upon reading the news. Sorry Alabama, you got caught in the crossfire of this momentous poat.
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January 6, 2021
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Cockfacefuckaloo, Fuck golf, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, fuck you, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Hosefuckers, Just Another Fucking Category, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Sherwin Fucking Williams, stupid fucking hippies, This is fucking bullshit, What the Fuck, Jenny?, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 244 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.
First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.
Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?
And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.
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August 11, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, pets, Pinch A Loaf, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, Snake juice guzzler, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Summaries, Three card Monte, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 120 Comments
The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.
October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments
There has been an event that cannot go unmentioned. One that will betray the trust we all put into one of America’s greatest institutions.
I was carrying out one of the greatest pleasures that all Americans enjoy all too often. A task where we celebrate the labors of our fellow Americans at the pinnacle of their everyday efforts. Something everyone can be proud of, something everyone does without much thought, but the impact of which will reach down to the core of the self. Such a delightful experience, with a beautiful globally warmed environment keeping my temperature at an elevated level.
After arriving home from my enlightened journey through the aisles of one of America’s greatest institutions, I was unaware of the events about to unfold. I let my guard down. I relaxed. I was not at the peak of my abilities. this made the tragedy that much more astounding.
It was during the preparations for the upcoming week that the full effect of events would hit me like a ton of bricks. I held aloft the sword of Damocles, ready to dispatch an unsuspecting victim to the list of accomplishments that must be completed to fulfill the week, when I witnessed the unfolding of the tragedy to befall all tragedies.
July 9, 2019
Categories: #H2, flowering flower, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Someone needs a sandwich, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 134 Comments
May 11, 2019
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, Belly Button Micro Penis, cats are evul, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Fourth Grade, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Happy B-Day Michael, Hot Diggity Dog, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, ManBearPig, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Mother's Day, Snake juice guzzler, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn? . Tags: Mother's Day . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 140 Comments
Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’
Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.
Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
March 29, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, Booze, Bowel Prep, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Dang. I mean...dang., filbert, Finely Freckled, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Lobster Newburg, Lobster Thermidor, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Not in the mood for a funny poat, open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Tards, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 91 Comments
Mood music:
I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.
Trump embarrassing us overseas:
Things I find on Facedouche:
Related:
Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?
You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?
This is for Leon:
That’s enough. Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.
July 19, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Problematic, bangin' your bud, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Buzzcut, Caffeine, CAIR, Canine, Cheedy, Cheez Wiz, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Merry Christmas, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 136 Comments
Man, it sure has sucked to be a leftie this last week or so. Outdone by Donny Two Scoops, the single biggest idiot ever to populate the White House (their words).
July 3, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, amazing post, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Baseball, Blue Man Group, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, democrats, Generic Category Category, Good Stupid, I Love You Peeps, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, ManBearPig, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Music Classics, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Vlatabadababadoodoo, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 140 Comments
Ahrite you lazy bitches/bitchettes –
get up!
When you hear “Snake Juice” what comes (heh) to mind … ?
No – N0 – NOO!
September 24, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, braunschweiger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Knockers, meghan mccain fat, Moist, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Muddle My Mint, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, shut your whore mouth, Snake, Snake Juice, Suck It., Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 141 Comments
December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.