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Your model for today was born on October 30th, 1988 in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 37 – 28 – 38 and 138 lbs. First be the change, then jingle it for Miss Giselle Gomez Rolon.

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May 22, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, Brut, but not the good kind, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cinco De Mayo, Cults, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dr B wants to Spank you, duck face, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, Help me Regis, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Leave Poland Alone, Man-Lesbian, Rosetta Likes This, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Smokeshow, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 161 Comments

You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me

-READ MOAR SHIT, AND IF YOU THINK HOTSPUR IS A FAG

May 18, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, marriage, Maxi Pads, Microvag, Muppet Porn & You, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Person, Old Spice, Oprah's Slut Club, OWS Douchebags, people make me sick, Poon In Ivy, Pure Genius, Remembrance, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, slut, Smoke a pole, Stetson (for men), Superblood, Tastes Less Like Regular, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 127 Comments

Not really feeling it today. I realized that looking for these pictures is starting to feel like a real chore. Not sure if I’m bored, distressed at all the e-thots, or just tired of doing these after 383 posts. I need to think up some new content for Mondays.

In the meanwhile, it looks warm there.

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September 16, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, misogyny, Redhead Bonus Points, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 138 Comments

MMM 382

Last gasp of Summer this week, forecast says 80s and 90s from tomorrow on. 60s right now. We shall see.

Looks warm there.

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September 9, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 103 Comments

MMM 381: Summer’s End

I knew girl named Summer in high school. She had a nice end. I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties. Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox. I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme. I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.

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September 2, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Holidays, homophobe, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 71 Comments

MMM 380

First day of preschool. Pray for Oso.

If she wrecks, that’s a whole lotta road rash.

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August 26, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, not mannish monday madness, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 121 Comments

MMM 378

We’re running low on Summer, folks. School has already started in some (commie) school districts. Beaches will be cold and empty soon, but at least we won’t be mowing too many more times.

I think they call this “glistening”.

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August 12, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, misogyny, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 97 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in California, USA on May 4th, 1988. She stands 5′ 2″ , topmost measurement is 32DD and the displacement is 108 lbs. Please gather supplies and welcome Miss Austin White!

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August 9, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Shark Week, She-Meat . Tags: shut your whore mouth, Sox? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 173 Comments

MMM 377

My workday ambushed me as I was getting this ready, thus the delay. Plus I was up a little late brainstorming with the wife about how to deal with Possum’s extremely limited menu (far, far fewer than the ’30 items’ standard for picky eaters).

A day at the lake.