Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.


God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies


Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Drink of the week.


Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988.  She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale.  Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!

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Hello scientists and warriors,  and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I sang this song for Boy2 on the way home from work the other day, then Sean featured it in a closing derp comment this week.  Serendipitydoody.



Your model was born on 3/28/81 in Fiľakovo, Slovakia, Czechoslovakia.  She is a film actress, and best known around these parts as the redhead who plays pool with panties on her head.  Please stop talking and welcome, Miss Vica Kerekes!

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:



Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

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BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.




Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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BBF 2016 Championships

Hello and welcome to The 2016 Big Boob Friday Championships.  We have a classic contest shaping up, the Blonde Bimbo versus the Girl Next Door versus the Exotic European versus the Vivacious Redhead.




First up, the winner of the popular vote, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko.

Next, in 2nd Place for total votes, Miss Milana Vayntrub.

Next up, Miss Sarah Rafferty.


And finally, Miss Valeria Orsini.







BBF Semi-Finals V Redhead Edition

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Your models today did not make the cut for most comments, most likes, or Pups Picks.  However, after reviewing the 12 other models nominated, I determined the polling methods must be off as there was not a single ginger on-board.  This is the redhead edition, the last round before all winners go head to head in one final big boob grudge match.


#1 Melissa Archer

Your model for today was born in Dallas, Texas on December 2nd, 1979.  She measures 5’5″, 34-24-36 and 120lbs.  She is a soap opera actress and has huge chest pillows, red hair and the crazy eyes.  Yep, I dig her.  Please catch me before you welcome, Miss Melissa Archer!

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Melissa Archer



#2 Francesca Dellera

Your subject(s) today is an actress and model, born in Rome, Italy on October 2nd, 1965. She measures 34-25-35 and stands 5’6″ tall. Please maintain eye contact and welcome, Miss Francesca Dellera!

Francessca Dellera


#3 Dylan Hardy

Our subject today is a Glamour Model from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, Wales, UK, Britain, England.  She stands 5’6″, has a 30F upper-midsection and probably smells like bacon and purple lilacs.  Please don’t kill the fantasy and welcome, Miss Dylan Hardy!


Dylan Hardy


#4 Sarah Rafferty

Our subject for today is an actress, born December 6th, 1972 in Greenwich, Connecticut. Please give Mare an intervention before you welcome,  Sarah Rafferty!

Sarah Rafferty

Sarah Rafferty



BBF-Semi Finals IV Pup Picks

Hello, and Welcome to Big Boob Friday- Semi-Finals, Pupster Picks Edition.  These ladies didn’t get the most comments or upvotes, but made impactful first time appearances and have big boobs.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the thread.


#1 Vicki Li

Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993,  currently living in Houston, TX.  She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween.  She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs.  Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!

Vicki Li

Vicki Li


#2 Audray de Macedo

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

Audrey de Macedo


#3 Anastasiya Kvitko

Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995.  She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!).  Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!

Anastasiya Kvitko

Anastasiya Kvitko


#4 Alex Hanson

Your model for today was born October 24th, 1993 in Stillwater, Minnesota, Canada.  She measures 5’9″, 35-24-35.  Please stop lamenting long enough to welcome, Miss Alex Hanson!

Alex Hanson

Alex Hanson


*the Poles are Closed and Possibly Invaded by Russia*  Final Results:




BBF- Playoffs II

Welcome to Big Boob Friday, Playoffs Round 2.  Your models today were posted by me this year, and were selected based upon the highest amount of “likes”.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the poat, there will be additional rounds to follow.

#1 Milana Vyntrub

5 Thumbs Up  7 Blogger Likes

Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

Milana Vyntrub

#2 Julia Lescova

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles.  She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35.  Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!

Julia Lescova

#3 Helga Lovekaty

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

Helga Lovekaty

#4 Laura Hanley

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes


Your model was born on April 27, 1993 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5’6″, 118 lbs and 34DD-25-35.

Please stop climbing the corporate ladder long enough to welcome, Miss Laura Hanley!

Laura Hanley






I finally got around to taking a picture of my really cool hat the SS got me. Here’s me styling in my super cool new PJs too:



BBF Playoffs

Hello, and welcome to the 2016 BBF Semi-Finals.

Today’s models were all posted by me in 2016, and were selected based on the highest number of comments in the thread.  Please cast a vote for your favorite, there will be another round or two before the finals.


#1 Valeria Orsini


Your model for today lives in Miami but was born in Atlanta, Georgia on January 19th, 1990. She stands 5’2″, weighs 105lbs and measures 34-24-35. Please stop Dan from making it rain long enough to welcome, Miss Valeria Orsini!

Valeria Orsini

#2 – Charlotte Herbert


Your subject for today is a model, illustrator and cosplayer, born on January 7th, 1989 in Hungerford, Berkshire, England, UK. She is 5’7″ tall and weighs the obligatory 125lbs. Please ignore that smell long enough to welcome, Miss Charlotte Herbert (aka Chad Suicide, Charlotte Something).

Charlotte Herbert

Charlotte Herbert

#3 – Casey Batchelor


Our features for today are naturally attached to a glamour model, musician, and reality show participant. Born October 2, 1985 in Essex, England, UK, EU, Earth, she measures 32FF-27-32, 5 ft 3 in and 112 lb. Please prepare a nice fruit salad and welcome, Miss Casey Batchelor!


Casey Batchelor


#4 – Nadia Naivnaya


Your model for today is currently in internet hiding because she posted some pictures of her humongous rack supporting her little kitty.  At one point she had a youtube channel, instagram, reddit and imgur account, but she hasn’t said much lately…I’m guess because her pictures might have gotten her some unwanted attention.  At any rate, she seems like a nice young lady from Russia (I guess) who is a classical singer and artist.  She likes kitties and holy crap does she have a nice set of ear-muffs.  Please stop being too specific and welcome, Miss Nadia Naivnaya!


Nadia Naivnaya



Voting is closed.  Final Results: