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July 16, 2020
Categories: #H2, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Balls, bangin' your bud, BOOP!, Caffeine, california lesbian in love, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dang. I mean...dang., Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, goatse, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler, Whiny little twerp . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 192 Comments

Memesupial

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June 20, 2020
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Weekend Memes, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

New name? Hostage Autonomous Zone. Or … HAZ. Catchy?

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I’ve got an idea. Stick with me for a minute. So, our little blog is a somewhat unknown spot on AlGore’s internet … but say we “occupy” a bigger website and just demand that its our’s? I don’t mean Ace’s or similar. We need to take back the enemy. Is Daily Kos still a thing? Continue reading →

June 11, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, As Little as Possible, asshole, Books, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 137 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Essex, England on June 6th, 1987. She stands 5′ 7″, and measures 30GG – 24 – 34 and 117 lbs. Please be polite and welcome Miss Emma Glover!

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October 4, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Boobs, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Ball Pickling . Author: Pupster . Comments: 129 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 10th, 1993 in Antioch, California. She stands 5’9″ and measures 32 – 23 – 36 and 125 lbs. Please step lively and fetch a water for Miss Ashlyn Coray.

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September 20, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, bacon, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Canine, Cartman . Tags: ducks, Feeling the "Love" . Author: Pupster . Comments: 118 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born June 24, 1990 in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England, U.K. She stands 5″ 6″ and measures 35-25-37 and 121 lbs. Please follow the leader and say ‘ellolove to Miss Zara DuRose!

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May 17, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #Problematic, asshole, bacon, bad trip, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Hosefuckers, meatdickbreath, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Scurvy, She-Meat . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Dallas, Texas on January, 30th 1995. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32F – 25 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say howdy to Miss Sabrina Nichole!

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May 10, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, amazing post, asshole, BBF, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 61 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 14th, 1989 in Lake Elsinore, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34D-24-34 at 114 lbs. Please calm yourself and welcome Miss Joselyn Cano!

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April 19, 2019
Categories: alcohol, asshole, bacon, BBF, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 79 Comments

Let’s Try To Laugh A Little Today, M’kay?

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April 4, 2019
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BANGLAR!, Birthday Beat Down, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Finely Freckled, FUCK YOU ICE, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., Lumber, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Muppet Porn & You, Not Boobs, Plugged nickel, Pull My Finger Dammit!, riding the cock carousel, Turkey Taint, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Yard and Garden, You have some Junk in the Trump, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 185 Comments

Weekend Memes

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January 19, 2019
Categories: asshole, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 254 Comments

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April 6, 2020 2:52 pm

From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.

Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.

Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.

It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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