Worst Gifts Ever

It’s that time of year again. Rampant consumerism everywhere leading to excess spending and purchase of ridiculous gifts out of obligation. Here are a few awful ideas if you’re looking to piss someone off and get out of next year’s swap.

For the hipster couple

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First rock concert I ever went to was AC/DC. Rest in peace, Malcolm Young.

Rock ‘n roll and bagpipes, go figure.
Bagpipes led me to men in kilts.

November 28th is Head Day – POS Observances

That may be a somewhat concatenated  version of an amazing international day of ponderous ponderings… I’ll let you decide.

Other amazing factoids about November 28th:

1) a metric buttload of people we’ve never heard of were born this day in history

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2) a surprising number of people we’ve never heard of, or really gave two craps about drew their last breath – including jeffrey dahmer who interestingly enough kept heads in his refrigerator – coincidence or a TRUE Believer in the Observance of Head Day…. you be the judge.

MMM 301: Secret Santa Edition

Weekend funnies

Still have guests hanging around in their heavy carb/tryptophan comas? Or stuck at the kids’ table out of town? (cough*Wiser*cough) Here’s some funnies to cheer you up.

BBF

Hello  my hygienic friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Waco, Texas February 21st, 1979.  She stands 5’2″ and clocks in with a respectable 32C fun-bag hit.  Please forgo the pasta and say hello to Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Happy Hostage Thanksgiving

Here it is, the big day. Food, family, fellowship, football, flatulence, fellatio if you’re lucky (hopefully not with your cousin you sicko). Tell your mom that I said “Hello”. We made our turkey this past Sunday since we’re traveling today for dinner at the in-laws. The leftovers have been mostly eaten and the excess frozen to avoid getting the turkey trots.

Carin ought to wear these under her skort for the next turkey trot

That picture with the Pilgrims and turkey runners reminds me of my youth when we would dress up as Pilgrims and Indians and sit around the table eying each other nervously. One year Uncle Bubba blasted a neighbor with his musket when he showed up unexpectedly dressed as a hostile tribe member.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the pre-Thanksgiving edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s take a moment away from meal prep and relax.

Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
Been watching “Dark Matter” on Netflix.

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

MMM 300: Wait, 300? Shouldn’t we do something special?

No.  Mostly because I overslept and I have no fresh ideas.

Wait, I know.  This week, I’ll post nothing but pictures of women, not the usual trannies!

Word tattoos are dumb.  By extension, so is she.  Dumb girls are generally easy, so this should make me happy, but mostly makes me sad for her.