A Naval Aviation Superbowl

We’re rooting for Seattle tomorrow. Get over it.

One nifty little coincidence this year is that both Seattle and New England share their team monikers with squadrons in Naval Aviation.

VAW-126 Seahawks have, with permission, adopted the logo of Seattle’s wonderful franchise.

VAQ-140, oddly enough stationed just north of Seattle, have dubbed themselves The Patriots, though, being refined ladies and gentlemen, they have not adopted the logo of the eastern seaboard franchise.

 

One of the best paint jobs ever.

Pecho Grande Viernes

Hello malcontents, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song was playing on Dewey Crow’s tow-truck radio on this season’s premier episode of Justified.

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Your model for today was born in Caracas, Venezuela, now she lives in Miami, Florida. She stands 5’6″ tall, and measures 34C-28-38 and 110lbs. Please stop raking the roof long enough to welcome, Miss Diana Levy!

Dickbutt Fever!!11!!!!11!!

As you are aware, Dickbutt fever is sweeping Michigan and will soon envelop the rest of the country. As we close the year on another football season, both pro and semi-pro, the Dickheads, as they are affectionately known, have started local chapters as far south as Tampa/St Pete, Fl. They are rabid, they are wild, and they can’t get enough Dickbutt!!!!!!

This picture was taken at Raymond James stadium just last week by the H2’s own resident photographer and founding member of Dickhead Nation—Mr Chumpo!

I support Souther Canada Upper United States Community College! FUCK ‘EM DICKBUTTS!!!!!!!!!

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
The ONT the other night had a link to 40 songs that classic rock radio has ruined. I disagreed with a few of them, but I’d be happy never hearing “Barracuda” again. (Side note about “Sweet Home Alabama” – I was in college before I understood the Neil Young reference. Southern radio stations did not and still do not play Neil Young.) Jimmy Buffett is not exactly rock, but they overplay “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and “Margaritaville” here. Occasionally you hear “Come Monday”. The man has more than two dozen albums, why can’t they play something else?
So here’s an appropriate one.

Let’s go where it’s warm.

The SCNUS Dickbutts

Michigan is a weird place. Some of you may have gathered that from listening to the endless posts about something called Keno (I think it’s a money laundering scheme for a crackfat addiction), or the odd fascination with overly muscled former women, or the Rainman like reputations of ‘your mom’ jokes (still funny).

It’s like they haven’t quite figured out if they’re South Canada or the North United States. Everyone is super nice, but they’re still flaming racists. They enjoy Tim Horton’s and hockey, but also Ford and GM. Michigan is a study in contradictions.

Which leads me to the one perfect example of how they have merged two cultures and embraced the SCNUS community college football team…The Dickbutts.

I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it with my own eyes but when I visited Hotspur a few weeks ago (Car in was busy working the Keno scheme and Leon was at a Brony convention) I was a bit surprised to see the Dickbutt logo on his shirt. He patiently explained to me that the Dickbutts were the new mascot of South Canada North United States community college football team and that the whole region was Dickbutt wild.

I was aghast. I was certain that he was pulling my leg.

But as I cocked my head and gave him a disbelieving look, he pointed to the ceiling of the ghetto bar. Leon can back me up on this; the ceiling is covered in local team logos. And there it was. The SCNUS Dickbutt. Incontrovertible proof that the Dickbutts are real and ready for next season. 

Let It Snow!

In order to stay on topic like we usually do, I decided to poat about something a lot of us have in common today:

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

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Happy V Day, H2

Creepy Post

Is this the most awkward post in the history of H2? Maybe, but day ain’t over, homes.

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Hello SMOD watchers, welcome, and come on in to Big Boob Friday.

Special thanks to MJ for taking time out of his busy pubic speaking schedule and filling in for me last week. I wrote this song for him to express my gratitude.

 

 

Your model for today is a porn star from Kyoto, Japan. She is 5’4″, 104 lbs, and measures 42-23-36 with some slanty Jcup size kimono pokers. Please stop sending old hippie pop singers on diplomatic missions long enough to welcome, Miss Utsunomiya Shion !