November Election Metaphors

As we’ve all said on many occasions, just winning isn’t enough. There are some examples I’ve been thinking of that pretty well illustrate what I want to do to the Dems this November.


Carting these bastards off the field with merely a career-ending injury is the model of restraint.


Lamentation of the women, indeed. Specifically Allen West’s “Gimme That Damned Gavel” Pelosi and Call Me Senator Boxer.

Feel free to suggest more.

Hostage Cafe: Panhandle Texas

Found this great place to eat just off Route 66.  Unfortunately the owners couldn’t afford the new employee health plan and shut down.  Damn it!  Food at a Flyin J sucks donkey balls!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: [Rightwing Infiltrator]

Your Hit of Floyd for the Day

I know you were jonesing so here you go.  I finally figured out how to get pictures off our new camera because I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!11!!

Chicks dig Floyd because he’s a good looking mofo like his daddy.

Please feel free to update this post with stupid, lame shit you think is funny but everyone else thinks is fucking gay other important news of the day and y0ur trenchant analysis.




Rosetta stopped, bought Floyd to avoid embarrassment

Just when you think it can’t get any worse …

And how much do you want to bet that Congress let’s all the Bush tax cuts expire after the Dems get their asses handed to them on a platter in November? On the other hand, it they do extend the Bush tax cuts, how much you want to bet they’ll tout the extension as “Obama’s huge tax cuts for the middle class?”

Give Them Wings

Last night I attended a fundraiser for Nashoba Learning Group, the world’s best autism program in Bedford, Massachusetts, that my son is fortunate to be able to attend. The fundraiser was held at the Collings Foundation hangar, which houses an incredible private collection of vehicles ranging from stagecoaches to aircraft.

This TBM looks like it just rolled out of the factory:

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Decision 2010

Posted without comment.


“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening.”
[UPDATE: Now with comment!]
You can take the elitist out of the douche but you can’t take the douche out of the elitist.
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq. …”

You know what, if the idiot left wants to run against Bush who isn’t in office, let’s run against Kerry.  The fact that dumbfuck is a leader of the Democrat party and still in Congress is outrageous.
Get a real job you gold-digging effeminate pussy motherfucker.