Dog Days Of Summer

The Bangor State Fair has come and gone, leaving only children’s memories of the merry go round, bellies full of cotton candy and a steady drip from your wang from that threesome with the carnie’s girlfriend. We’ve had a weird summer this year. The weather hasn’t really been all that hot. We’ve had great days here and there and some memorable good times of course. It just seems as if we’re staring at back to school shopping and packing up camp when things never really got going. I know time seems to move faster as you age but this is ridiculous. This guy learned all he knows about swallowing swords from your mom

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Saturday, maybe Sunday

Because we should have a new poat for the weekend.
You should see my lists.

Or Diet Dr Pepper

*cough*Hillary’s pantsuit*cough*

Dad joke of the day: I don’t trust those trees, they look shady.
Y’all have a good day.

Sleep-in Saturday

I’m getting old when 7 AM is sleeping in. Luxurious.
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.

Not our queen, either.

Mr. RFH playing D&D

And that oughta do it. Y’all have a good day.

Sunday Poat

Leon linked to Alton Brown’s announcement, so I thought I’d link to this. I’m just gonna sit here and geek out for a minute. Maybe after that I’ll hit the gym.  I could try crossfit.

Meanwhile, I want to try this girl’s lemon curd. Here’s a better video of her saying something that doesn’t strike me as important.  She also has an Instagram account, because of course she does.  In it, she posts mostly tasteful, artistic landscapes as well as occasional pictures of her muffins.

Archer cocktails.

Some music for your weekend.