The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.
The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.
October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments
I knew girl named Summer in high school. She had a nice end. I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties. Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox. I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme. I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.
The toe of a dromedary.
September 2, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Holidays, homophobe, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 71 Comments
First day of preschool. Pray for Oso.
If she wrecks, that’s a whole lotta road rash.
August 26, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, not mannish monday madness, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 121 Comments
We’re running low on Summer, folks. School has already started in some (commie) school districts. Beaches will be cold and empty soon, but at least we won’t be mowing too many more times.
I think they call this “glistening”.
August 12, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, misogyny, POON!, pron, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 97 Comments
My workday ambushed me as I was getting this ready, thus the delay. Plus I was up a little late brainstorming with the wife about how to deal with Possum’s extremely limited menu (far, far fewer than the ’30 items’ standard for picky eaters).
A day at the lake.
August 5, 2019
Categories: Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, misogyny, personal junk, POON!, pron, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 195 Comments
So if you ever let parts of your lawn “go” in the hopes of making hay out of it, you’ll get some surprises. You may find that some of it is actually rye and timothy, which will grow tall and straight and will become hay readily, but you’ll likely also find that quite a bit of it… doesn’t. You’ll see some grass that has thin, whispy blades that fall down, twist into cowlicks, and generally get matted like a long-haired cat with bad grooming habits. If you subsequently try to mow that, you’ll learn that there’s a limited amount of torque your mower is actually capable of exerting, and you’ll get to do a few restarts, assuming you can even clear the deck and let the blade spin again.
Meg squats is her yoo boob channel.
July 8, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Finely Freckled, homophobe, Microvag, misogyny, pelvic thrust, Poon In Ivy, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 113 Comments
Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything. The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement. Neat!
Big balls around this place.
June 17, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it, flick it good, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments
Mother’s Day went well at our house, and I pray the same is true in yours.
Not my mom.
May 13, 2019
Categories: Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, homophobe, I am judging you, misogyny, not mannish monday madness, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 77 Comments
Got every bit of mowable lawn mowed in 2:50 yesterday.
Wrist tat ruins this.
May 6, 2019
Categories: Beauty Personified, homophobe, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 64 Comments
I tried very carefully adding to the binders last week for the first time in a long while, and I was able to do so without incident.
Violet leggings.
April 1, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Hitler, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 139 Comments
December 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
These are POS attention whores who we are paying a shit ton to do nothing and they call themselves “public servants.” Do it for free and no kickbacks and then we’ll talk, assholes.
Oh, and eff the media.