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MMM 537

March is 2/3rds over. When does the lamb part start? Our snow is gone, but it got down to 25F last night.

Tan line.

March 20, 2023
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, Mostly Not Boobs, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 60 Comments

MMM 536

It’s already March, but no worries, we’ve still got snow here. Or rather, we have snow again. I saw the sun last week for a few minutes, so that was nice.

I’m sure she’s really a geek and totally not just trying to gather simps.

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March 13, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, I'm not judging you, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom sends her love . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 139 Comments

MMM 535

I don’t remember the last time I woke up and wasn’t in pain.

There’s a lot to like here. Pretty hair and so forth.

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March 6, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 92 Comments

Good morning, January’s almost over. Who’s ready to spend hours of unpaid labor to ensure they’re complying with a mountain of “laws” written by oligarchs with no input from those held captive to this pile of bullshit, all to take fake money out of circulation to act as the only brake on runaway inflation from the degenerates doing all the printing?

This makes more sense to, a simple man with no schemes to control others or cheat my way to wealth.

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January 30, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom's cooter . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 84 Comments

MMM 527

Where I am, Old Man Winter appears to be taking a breather before getting back to it. I can relate.

If I saw this in the gym, I’m pretty sure I’d have a hard time looking away and getting on with proper gym bidness.

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January 9, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this, your mom's cooter . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 113 Comments

MMM 525

Happy 2nd day of Christmas. Dunno if you’re working today, but I’m off. Last week of the third year in the suckiest trilogy ever, make it count. And have hope, for the enemies of God and Man that rule the present age are prideful, arrogant, and ridiculous.

This looks uncomfortable.

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December 26, 2022
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 85 Comments

MMM 523

Another week starts. Gotta stack cordwood at lunchtime for… something. No idea what yet. Starting off with some ballet dancers.

Red.

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December 12, 2022
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 59 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born January 9th, 1999 in Hawaii. She stands about 5‘ 4″ and measures 36 – 26 – 38 and 125 lbs. Please safe-search for Miss Kayley Gunner.

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September 23, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, American Hero, Army Stronk, At least we're not Ontario, Balls, bangin' your bud, Baseball, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, butt like POW!, Buzzcut, california lesbian in love, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Dedicated to Your Mom, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jizm Goes Here, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like a Viking, Loose Ass Snatch, Man-Lesbian, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, No Drama, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, Plumbing, pron, Richard Butt RIP, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 79 Comments

MMM 510

Solo dad this whole week, and I need to make lunch and breakfast pretty much now, so let’s get this done.

Pretty hair.

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September 12, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, transphobe . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 57 Comments

MMM 509

Greetings, comrades, and welcome to another glorious Labor Day in People’s Republic of Amerika! Revolution is almost complete, and Great Leader Brandon will finally rid us of the ~~Jews Kulaks~~ MAGAs who are holding back eternal peace and prosperity in Green New World.

Not afraid of a little hard work, at least on those gams.