Music Ed: Vocal Lines

The topic of today is vocal lines, and in particular some of the things I like about vocal lines. Let’s start old school, with Giovanni Perluigi Palestrina (1525-1594), Sicut Cervis:

Palestrina – Sicut cervus – The Cambridge Singers

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In the period leading up to the Reformation, composers of Renaissance masses tried to outdo each other in the complexity of their compositions, but in the process made the vocal lines totally incomprehensible. Pretty, sure, but if the point was to go to mass and actually learn something, if you didn’t have the text memorized you were out of luck.

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday

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Your model for today was born January 26th, 1998 in Toronto, Canada. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 352534 and 110 lbs. Let’s hit the beach with Miss Jenna Rozario.

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Your model for today was born on May 2nd, 1997 in The UK.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 422940  and 134 lbs.  Let’s go shopping and get some ice cream for Miss Ruby May.

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Knowing Meme, Knowing You

 

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Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 342636 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers.  Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

 

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It’s a Meme, Mario

 

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Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D2838 and 135 lbs.  Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

 

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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