Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
March 30, 2019
Categories: Snake juice guzzler . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 161 Comments
Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’
Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.
Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
March 29, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, Booze, Bowel Prep, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Dang. I mean...dang., filbert, Finely Freckled, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Lobster Newburg, Lobster Thermidor, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Not in the mood for a funny poat, open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Tards, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 91 Comments
Please stomp this half-assed excuse for a post
March 28, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 117 Comments
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Pour me another cup of coffee, and let’s get moving.
I watched “Hacksaw Ridge” on Sunday and saw this guy…
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March 27, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, but not the good kind, Caffeine, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, No Drama, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: up for the wet tshirt contest . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 127 Comments
Just not feelin’ it today.
March 26, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, barely passable trannies, Brown Snow, Death by Fishstick, Finely Freckled, goatse, Hot Diggity Dog, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, oy!!, Richard Butt RIP, stupid fucking hippies, Where's Cyn?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 136 Comments
Ever done this? It’s kind of fun and you can do it with any gilled mushroom cap. Often useful in species identification.
March 25, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, groomin' your shroom, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 135 Comments
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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March 23, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 206 Comments
Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:
(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.
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March 22, 2019
Categories: alcohol, BANGLAR!, Boobs, BOOP!, Bunker Pants!, cool tunes, Heavy Metal Thunder, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Knockers, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Sure Why Not, Your dad likes this, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 218 Comments
Apparently there’s a difference between equinoxi and solstici. Who the heck knew that? I do know the difference between shit and Shinola of course.
It’s not like you can win money on Jeopardy with information like that, right?
March 21, 2019
Categories: General Bitching, groomin' your shroom, Like you know how to read., Not in the mood for a funny poat, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 114 Comments
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Birthday boy Dean Geyer.
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March 20, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 157 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.