heteroclite

The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.

Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat

I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.

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MMM 330: Nobody died

We did a full 48 hours without mom this weekend, and it went as well as could be expected.  I was exhausted afterward and just barely made it out of bed this morning, though.  Should be a fun week on the job.

It took 45 minutes to get her hair to look right.  Just speculating.

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Weekend Sloth

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BBF

Hello wally ballers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Honolulu, HI on June 29th, 1978  , but her boobs are from 2016.  She stands 5’11”, 34D-24-35.  Please settle down and introduce yourselves to Miss Nicole Scherzinger !

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Pish Posh, It’s A Mish Mash

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Old school gangster

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Parthenogenesis

Snakes are some interesting beasts. They scare the shit out of most people. It’s a world wide phenomenon too.

https://www.factretriever.com/snake-facts

https://www.livescience.com/43641-copperhead-snake.html

I was looking up some copperhead shit yesterday (because of our snake talk) and came across this little factoid that I had forgotten:

https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/ae177-copperheadinwater.jpg?w=497&h=291

 

“A copperhead snake, like the one pictured here, had a litter of four offspring in 2009. The problem was, the snake hadn’t had any contact with a male in five years. Scientists confirmed recently the female copperhead was the first evidence of virgin birth in a pit viper snake.

Credit: Credit: Chuck Smith” (http://tinyurl.com/y8tkuo5v)

So – those bitches be tricksie!!

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MMM 330

July rolls on with intermittent heat and thunderstorms.  I just got locked out of my electricity website and now I have to call someone, so that’s exciting.

Teal?

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Weekend funnies

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.

Saw something similar with M*A*S*H’s Klinger now being a Disney princess.

Every day this week.

Y’all have a good day.

BBF – Out On A Limb

Ahh-ite, line uptime to get the weekend kickin’. Pupster took a hike is away smokin’ dope and head bangin’ with his buddies on the left coast working hard. Handing the keys to an unstable person is probably a sign of stress. We may need to put up the H2 emergency signal for the West Coast Cabal to go bail help him out.

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