Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.

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Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England.  She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs.  Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

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I sang this song for Boy2 on the way home from work the other day, then Sean featured it in a closing derp comment this week.  Serendipitydoody.

 

 

Your model was born on 3/28/81 in Fiľakovo, Slovakia, Czechoslovakia.  She is a film actress, and best known around these parts as the redhead who plays pool with panties on her head.  Please stop talking and welcome, Miss Vica Kerekes!

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BBF Semi-Finals V Redhead Edition

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Your models today did not make the cut for most comments, most likes, or Pups Picks.  However, after reviewing the 12 other models nominated, I determined the polling methods must be off as there was not a single ginger on-board.  This is the redhead edition, the last round before all winners go head to head in one final big boob grudge match.

 

#1 Melissa Archer

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/bbf-57/

Your model for today was born in Dallas, Texas on December 2nd, 1979.  She measures 5’5″, 34-24-36 and 120lbs.  She is a soap opera actress and has huge chest pillows, red hair and the crazy eyes.  Yep, I dig her.  Please catch me before you welcome, Miss Melissa Archer!

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Melissa Archer

 

 

#2 Francesca Dellera

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/06/17/bbf-65/

Your subject(s) today is an actress and model, born in Rome, Italy on October 2nd, 1965. She measures 34-25-35 and stands 5’6″ tall. Please maintain eye contact and welcome, Miss Francesca Dellera!

Francessca Dellera

 

#3 Dylan Hardy

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/09/16/bbf-72/

Our subject today is a Glamour Model from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, Wales, UK, Britain, England.  She stands 5’6″, has a 30F upper-midsection and probably smells like bacon and purple lilacs.  Please don’t kill the fantasy and welcome, Miss Dylan Hardy!

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Dylan Hardy

 

#4 Sarah Rafferty

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/10/14/bbf-76/

Our subject for today is an actress, born December 6th, 1972 in Greenwich, Connecticut. Please give Mare an intervention before you welcome,  Sarah Rafferty!

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Sarah Rafferty

 

 

Big Phat Poat

Long time commenter and flyboy Phat expressed a fondness in the last poat for Michael Steel, and since he’s looking for entertainment I thought I’d not judge but accommodate his proclivities.

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Our subject for today is an actress, born December 6th, 1972 in Greenwich, Connecticut. Please give Mare an intervention before you welcome,  Sarah Rafferty!

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