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Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments
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Hello and welcome to Big Blandiloquence Friday.
blandiloquence: complimentary speech; flattery
Your model for today was born January 1st, 1985 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 8″, 32D-24-35 and 120 lbs. Please get comfortable and welcome Miss Emily Sears.
January 11, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Beer, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Emily, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hot Diggity Dog, those are some big boobs . Tags: Not a PHD . Author: Pupster . Comments: 169 Comments
Science Tuesday – Nasal Nutrition
Knowledge does a body good.
Part One (in a developing lecture series): Boogers & You
December 18, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, amazing post, American Hero, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Consumption, cow snot, Dial C for cooter, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flick it, flick it good, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Kinky Afro, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, Tastes More Like Regular . Tags: Nugget Farming . Author: jam2 . Comments: 130 Comments
Tuesday Aural Tragedy
So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.
Yep – the wonderful world of music.
and the odd instruments thereof
October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Just Pecking Away
So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.
Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend in the course of events for the American male.
October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Weekend Meme
September 30, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, Booze, Bowel Prep, Brut, Caffeine, Canine, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, I am judging you, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments
BBF
Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.
September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments
BBF
Hello sports fans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 16, 1995 in Itami, Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan. She stands 4′10″, 32-22-33 with a non-translatable I cup. Someone please explain the metric system to me before I introduce…Miss Jun Amaki!
August 24, 2018
Categories: BBF, Death by Fishstick, Dog Centric, Emily's Dull Affect, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Someone needs a sandwich, TurtleFacePlant, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . Tags: Very Short Tit Wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 125 Comments
MMM 330
July rolls on with intermittent heat and thunderstorms. I just got locked out of my electricity website and now I have to call someone, so that’s exciting.
Teal?
July 23, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 139 Comments
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”