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June 25, 2022
Categories: #H2, At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Button Nose, CAIR, CHAD, cheese, flick it good, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, GOP Assholes, I am a BOOB GENIUS, is tee-roy still in prison?, memememems, Moist, monkey madness, Not Boobs, People Was Educated, Pompadour, Rub meat, She-Meat, Socialism!, Weekend Memes, With a tire iron . Tags: All derp most of the time . Author: Pupster . Comments: 71 Comments
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May 17, 2022
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April 28, 2022
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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
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April 12, 2022
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Rock Around the Croc: The Baroque Era and the Fugue
Welcome back to your weekly putting of some knowledge. I’m your host Sobek, I know less about music than I let on, and today we’re getting into the Baroque Era. Here’s some pretty music:
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October 17, 2021
Categories: amazing post, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, Black helicopters, Blue Man Group, cool tunes, Heavy Metal Thunder, Learn some shit, Like a Viking . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 93 Comments
Ballistics and Other Boring Stuff
I’ve been trying to think of an entertaining way to organize thoughts on our cursory talks about firesticks and their associated consumables.
This is stolen directly from Merriam-Webster:
bal·lis·tics | \ bə-ˈli-stiks \
Definition of ballistics
1a : the science of the motion of projectiles in flight b : the flight characteristics of a projectile
2a : the study of the processes within a firearm as it is fired b : the firing characteristics of a firearm or cartridge
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September 9, 2021
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August 5, 2021
Categories: Black helicopters, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 154 Comments
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Your model for today was born March 23, 1987 in Killeen, TX. She stands 5′ 8” and measures 36 – 28 – 45 and some pounds. Please roll out the yoga mat for Miss Briana Bette.
January 22, 2021
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