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It seems redundant to label a BIG BOOB FRIDAY post as not safe for work, but today’s gifs will probably get you fired.

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Your model for today was born January 8th, 1977 in Anagni, Frosinone, Italy. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 36 – 27 – 39 and 132 lbs. Please don’t be afraid to reveal yourself to Miss Manuela Arcuri.

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Your model for today was born February 18th, 1962 in Concord, California. She stood 6′ 1″ and measured 41 – 27 – 38 and 137 lbs.  Please take a shot for Miss Julie Strain.  

 

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Your model for today was born December 2nd, 1993 in Houston, Texas.  She stands 5‘ 4” and measures 35 – 24 – 34 and 106 lbs.  Please worship at the altar of the church of Miss Kaitlyn Siragusa AKA Amouranth.

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Your model for today was born August 10th, 1994 in Apopka, Florida.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 128 lbs.  Please set the table and share a taco with Miss Lauren Summer.

 

Sidewalk Chalk

I boughted this album from a far away place called Germanyland!

Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.

So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.

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Your model for today was born on August 4th, 2000 in New York City. She stands 5’3″ and measures 32G – 24 – 35 and weighs not much. Please turn on safe-search and welcome Miss Autumn Falls.

 

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Your model for today was born in Norway in 1998.  She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 24 – 33 and 120 lbs.  Please tell a joke to Miss Camilla Hasselgaard.

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Your model for today was born February 23rd, 1994 in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′ 8″, and measures 40 – 26 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please sing and dance with Miss Danielley Ayala.

 

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Your model for today was born March 23, 1987 in Killeen, TX.  She stands 5′ 8” and measures 36 – 28 – 45 and some pounds.  Please roll out the yoga mat for Miss Briana Bette.