Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 9th, 1992 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 322536 and 108 lbs. Please grab an EpiPen for Miss Sofi Ryan AKA Hailey Lynzz.

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U.S. Open – Day 1

Hostages’ golfers warm up to get “in the mood.”

Hostages at picnic + booze + racetrack later = predictable outcome