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Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs. Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

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July 12, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Incisor, Juice, Luckiest Dog Alive, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Nice Melons, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, robust hindquarters, slut, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 93 Comments

Tuesday Gras – that’s french for Vomit

OY!!

Revelers and debauched scoundrels, tis that time of the year again!

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March 5, 2019
Categories: bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Jeebus, just another jimbroglio, Lobster Newburg, Luckiest Dog Alive, monkey love, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", show me your tits, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, taste the rainbow, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 152 Comments

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Hello , and welcome to Big Boyg Friday.

boyg – a problem difficult to get to grips with

Your model for today was born April 26th, 1996 in ‘Merica, she currently resides in Las Vegas. She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34-24-34 and 107 lbs. Please straighten up and welcome Miss Sofia Bevarly!

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February 22, 2019
Categories: BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Blankie, Boobs, BOOP!, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jayson Blair, Knockers, Lactation, Luckiest Dog Alive . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 130 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Bibliognost Friday.

bibliognost – well-read individual; person with wide knowledge of books

Your model for today was born November 5th, 1991 in Reutlingen, Germany. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38-24-32 and 117 lbs. Please cuddle-up and say guten tag to Miss Pia Muehlenbeck!

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February 15, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, braunschweiger, Luckiest Dog Alive . Tags: Not a PHD, She is a Lawyer . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments

So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.

Montgomery Rolls-Royce Phantom 2

Photo: James Lipman / jameslipman.com

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January 24, 2019
Categories: #H2, barely passable trannies, CHAD, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Luckiest Dog Alive, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 137 Comments

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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Many thanks to Pupster for the hint (choose “classic editor” from the all posts tab) and sixteen bags of flaming poo to the people who keep thinking we need a new experience getting this platform to work. Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers.
Where was I? Oh yeah.

Holt McCallany. I watched him in “The Losers”.

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