Hello fellow tempters of dairy freshness and welcome to another edition of Big Boob Friday. Huzzah! It’s been a glorious week on this here corner of the internet. It turns out that we do not like AOC and are split as to whether or not butter should remain between 33-35 degrees F at all times. Who would have thunk it?
March 8, 2019
Categories: #H2, Beriberi, Birfday, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Federal Witness Protection Program, Finely Freckled, Holidays, Hosefuckers, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Nigeria, No Drama, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Safety, Snake juice guzzler, starfish, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 151 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.
brimborion – A useless or worthless object.
I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off
Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA. She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs. Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.
December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.
bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective – tending to drink in excess
Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989. She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs. Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!
October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments
Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.
September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments
Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!
August 3, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, starfish, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!
June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments
Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!
May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: Classical Pianist . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments
Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988. The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35. Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!
March 23, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Buzzcut, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Ed Balls, Electrical, fire in the hole, Fucking Wagon, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hitler, Holidays, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
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April 11, 2019
“Screw all those whores! I’m never going to be embarrassed about loving The US of A and wanting my President and government to put my Country’s interests first.
You don’t like America? Get the eff out.”