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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Russia on August 22nd, 1998.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36K – 26 – 38 and a bunch of pounds.  Please trick or treat  Miss Vivian Blush AKA Katyshka!

 

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October 25, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Blankie, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, those are some big boobs . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 129 Comments

Parking Ticket Memes

 

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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a**hole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a “s*ithead.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s so important at our age!!

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October 1, 2019
Categories: LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, pelvic rest, stupid fucking hippies, weather blog, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 110 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

 

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July 12, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Incisor, Juice, Luckiest Dog Alive, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Nice Melons, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, robust hindquarters, slut, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 93 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.

 

brimborion –  A useless or worthless object.

 

 

 

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I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off

 

 

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs.  Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.

 

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December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

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Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

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Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

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Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!

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August 3, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, starfish, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

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