1. Central Illinois has remained flat and cold. No change in the weather or geography.
2. Putting on pants for church instead of wearing jeans like everyone else will result in the numerous insect bites on your ass. God provides humility at all times.
3. The ending of Breaking Bad was awesome. If you disagree, please explain in the comments. Also, you’re an ijit.
4. Why is that when you leave your house for a week, you always expect that it will be burned down or something?
5. Throw away bouquets of flowers before you leave. They smell like a really big fart after a week, or so I’ve heard.
6. Badfinger is a terrible name for a band, but they’re pretty good at the music thing.
7. Remember to turn off the comment thingy on your phone before you hand it to your 17 year old niece to play Candy Crush, because she WILL read aloud to the entire room, “MCPO Airdale on BBF, Girls and Guns….”
8. This is what my mom and dad look like online.
9. Kids grow up fast, but you all know that already.
10. I can’t think of a number 10, so here’s a super hot girl gif.
Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
