Hello  cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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Hello control cats and magic dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.




Your model for today was born February 11th, 1997 in Claremore, Oklahoma.  She stands 5’4″ and measures 34G-25-35 and 134 lbs.  Please Marco and say Pollo to Miss Kylie Page (AKA Bonnie Kinz).


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Hello face surfers and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born April 14, 1975 in Montreal, Quebec, Canada36D-26-36,  5’5″ and 123lbsGrab me a Moosehead , adjust your screen brightness and say bonjour to Miss Chloe Morgane aka Camille Crimson.


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Hello pigs sans blankets, welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born December 8th, 1987 in Atlantic City, NJ. She is a former professional dancer, current porn star with the best nickname evah…The Gingah Ninja. She’s a bigun at 5’10” tall, 40F-24-38 and 127 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Lauren Phillips!


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Hello  my hygienic friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born in Waco, Texas February 21st, 1979.  She stands 5’2″ and clocks in with a respectable 32C fun-bag hit.  Please forgo the pasta and say hello to Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois.  She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes.  5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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Imagine yourself here: Lapeerpalooza TOWMJGM

Right here: IMG_4036

Or, if you’re not the social type, here, off by yourself:



Pay no attention to the fact that the deck currently has no rails. That has NOTHING to do with the plans for MJ’s “disappearance”. We’re ordering the wire this week, and hopefully that will be rectified.

Perhaps you’d want to zip around the lake on one of our jet skis!!!  For the low, low price of a glass of wine paid to me, this can happen.



My crack mechanic (#2 son Matt)  is at work getting them in top condition as I write:




We have TOP NOTCH accommodations here at Chez Car in and this can be had at a very reasonable rate *IMG_4039*again a nice hearty glass of wine, and whoever needs it/asks first


I got a bunch of these cool light things for the deck, but I haven’t figured out how exactly I’m going to put them up:



I may try something new while I have guests, and as soon as I figure what this guy is saying I’ll try to whip some of this up. I don’t know how many more times I’m going to have to watch it …

There’s sure to be some awesome music on the deck too as I give everyone a very complete presentation of what’s currently rotating on my playlist.

And don’t forget the real reason for coming to Lapeerpalooza …


He’s dirty.

He’s smelly.

But he’s 155 pounds of pure love. Let’s all have a nice round of applause for MOOOOOOSE.



(not actual size – this is from last year)


Well, i don’t know what the heck else I can do to convince everyone?

Maybe this –  one last picture of moose:


Version 2




Hello astronauts, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model was born June 23rd, 1996 in Jihlava, Czech Republic.  She stands 5’6″, 34DD-23-34 and 110lbs.  Please step-up and welcome, Miss Marketa Pechova!  (AKA Cikita Pechová, Cikita, Chikita, Chiquita, Marketa P., Magdalene, Cecilia, Cheyenne, Tchikita, Janine, Karina Myerson, Destiny Scott).

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Tuesday on Tittyweb Jenkins



Sorry that my promised, and highly anticipated poat is more of an afternoon delight, but I had shit to do.


Mostly, I had to purchase QOTSA Cats fucking in a closet tickets.    And I got AWESOME seats.   Aren’t you all excited?


Whatever bitches.



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