January 23, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, asshole, Brian Williams, weiner, With a tire iron . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 15 Comments
January 23, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, asshole, Brian Williams, weiner, With a tire iron . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 15 Comments
I originally started doing these as a way to stay motivated for health and fitness during the nightmare years. Since it appears that season is once more upon us, I’ll be going back to it on a regular basis. Most of this is recycled. The death of Tumblr really killed all my “fitness totty” sources, but there are still a few I can use.
Yellow might not be her color, but she looks nice.
January 18, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, flick it, flick it good, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, She-Meat . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 128 Comments
Lots of bad stuff happening. I think we all look around at the world and can’t really believe this nightmare is reality. Lockdowns. Censorship. Stolen elections. Retribution. Fear. Panic. Violence.
I’m not a very emotional person but when I think of the attempts to silence millions of people in our fair country I’m brought to tears. This is the only reason that I become remotely political. When you strip away all of the issues – judges, tax rates, healthcare, race – all of the bullshit, you’re only left with the divine gift of free expression. Either we have it or we don’t.
The beauty of America is (was – hotspur) the belief that we can work out ideas, discuss difficult issues, fight over them, and ultimately come to conclusions that are objectively true and also moral. If all topics that the Left doesn’t favor or won’t benefit them are off limits then the compact is broken. They are attempting to achieve power by silencing their political opponents, which is just another attempt to reduce the divinity of man and subjugate him.
January 14, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #hashtag, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, By The Beard Of Odin!, condom free septic tank, conspiracy theory, Consumption, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, illuminati, Incisor, Kinky Afro, Not yo baby, Plumbing, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Scurvy, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, The More You Know, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 106 Comments
You know what I find really odd about the Stacey Abrams phenomenon? Nothing. I find nothing odd or interesting about it.
She’s a person that claimed, without evidence, that she won the 2018 gubernatorial election in Georgia and along with her media allies, spread the claim far and wide in the run up to the 2020 presidential election.
They lied repeatedly for political gain and no one cared. I did a bit of research about her claim and only USA Today had the courage to run a fact check rating the claim ‘partly false’. They were so brave that they fact checked an anonymous Twitter account and made sure that even though there was actually no evidence of fraud or cheating in 2018 and that she’s been lying for 2 years about it, to give her a 500 word tongue bath for registering 800K new voters. As if that matters. Something is true or not. It isn’t ‘partly false’ because you go girl! or whatever. It’s either a lie or it isn’t.
The sad reality is that her story is totally normal now. She’s a loser that lies without hesitation because she can. Everyone around her lies to keep the lie rolling, and normal people that question the lie are called out for not lying enough or squinting hard enough to see that the lie is ok because she’s…you know. And you have to treat…you know…people differently because those other people that treat…you know people equally are probably racist.
The same narrative is used for almost everything now. It’s all the same. It’s all lies. Happy Monday!
December 14, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, flick it good, Floppy Disk, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, Pleurisy, police involvement, Snake, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Suck It., This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is a Tag..a Category..see?, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 149 Comments
That bastard has been holding out on us….who knew?
December 3, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Blue Man Group, but not the good kind, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, Consumption, Eat a bag of dicks, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Is This Ham Still Good?, Microvag, open your chaste mouth, show me your tits, wiserfag, wisermeany, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: Wiserbait face . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 211 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
My grandma’s favorite song. She passed before I ever got to really know her, but rumor has it she was kind of an amazing gal. My mom gets teary eyes when she hears it.
My family is from the Ozarks in Missouri and my grandma insisted the family move to California so they wouldn’t be redneck. Never-mind the fact that their front yard was full of shot gun shells from shooting at squirrels (I used to walk around and collect them for whatever reason) and dead crows hung from the trees because they thought it’d scare the crows from eating their crops. When their house caught fire and burnt down, they rebuilt it with a wood burning cook-stove again. No modern appliances needed, thank you very much. These “rednecks” would give you the shirt off their backs if you showed up at their house. Unexpected visitors would get a full meal. I’d watch them pull out a metal coffee can, spoon some bacon grease out of it, put it in a cast iron skillet and cook you a fine breakfast, with fresh made corn bread to boot.
Farm people are a tough breed. I remember in my grandpa’s end days he lived with us and he fell….hard. He broke some ribs and his leg. My mom asked him if he wanted some cornbread before she called the ambulance. Old guy insisted on having fresh made cornbread from scratch before the ambulance was called because he knew the food would suck at the hospital.
Sometimes my grandpa would feed the hogs day old donuts and I can remember my cousins and I running out to the trough to get to them before the hogs did….why? Cuz chocolate. STFU THEY WERE ON TOP, OK?
I always thought this was a neat little newspaper article about my grandma’s parents.
I dunno, I guess I’m just waxing nostalgic today.
Romy’s song she put in chat deserves some love.
November 12, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, show me your tits, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 220 Comments
Do you get it now?
October 15, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Button Nose, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, conspiracy theory, flick it, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Huevos divorciados, I'm 7 Indians, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, lying phquer, ManBearPig, Mercurochrome, misogyny, Muppet Porn & You, show me your tits . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 162 Comments
You take heed of this tips, and you’re sure to get a stud like this….
This is dedicated to all the lettuce out there….
September 3, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOOP!, Cash for Crunkers, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 275 Comments
I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.
First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.
Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?
And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.
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August 11, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, pets, Pinch A Loaf, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, Snake juice guzzler, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Summaries, Three card Monte, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 120 Comments
December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.