Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born June 24, 1990 in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England, U.K. She stands 5″ 6″ and measures 35-25-37 and 121 lbs. Please follow the leader and say ‘ellolove to Miss Zara DuRose!
Dead Woodchuck Sighting
So Spring is finally here I think. I saw a dead woodchuck on the side of the road, the robins are chirping in the back yard, and i saw an eagle flying around with a large bunch of nesting material or a small child not sure which – maybe both; so Spring.
Big Boob Friday
I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
Post Punxsutawnic Tuesday
So the weekend was a bust. I had to cancel the PA run to deal with some family stuff
Rodent Celebration
It’s almost that special day of the year –
Feb 2 at Punxsutawney should be on everyones bucket list.
What change looks like
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
Honorary Hostage David Thorne – Epic E-mail Exchange
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”