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Post Punxsutawnic Tuesday

So the weekend was a bust. I had to cancel the PA run to deal with some family stuff

February 5, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #DeepanalBumpParty, American Hero, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, Cults, foreskin, hopey changey shit, Just Another Fucking Category, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Oso made me do it!!!!, Uncategorized, zero fucks . Tags: Punxsutawney Pudenda . Author: jam2 . Comments: 168 Comments

Weekend Memes

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January 26, 2019
Categories: Canine, cereal, Chocolate, Chubs, cow snot, Cults, weather blog, Weekend Memes, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 155 Comments

BBF

Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

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November 21, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshole, Beaver Button, Birthday Beat Down, Boobs, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Follically challenged, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, Moist, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, O, One Foot Muff, oy!!, people make me sick, POON!, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, Your mom sends her love, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 132 Comments

MMM 297: No Halloween costumes

Because I just didn’t have time to dig any new ones up. Oh well.

Selfie or progress photo?

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October 30, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Cults, homophobe, misogyny, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 156 Comments

Music Poat

I know you’ll all ignore this anyway, but once I get it out of my system perhaps we’ll all feel better.

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August 31, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, Beaver Button, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cockfacefuckaloo, cool tunes, Cults, dicking bimbos, Don't Make Me Kill You, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, Just Another Fucking Category, No Drama, Peace Through Douche, Pure Genius, Suck It., Sweet Tunes, taste the rainbow, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, transphobe, Trump's Fault, unintended consequences, Vaseline Kiss, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: Car in . Comments: 140 Comments

The Day After

Back to the salt mines, losers, unless you took the whole week off or work in the service industry. Serving isn’t really difficult, so it doesn’t count if you have to work a double, or even a fake double. Carrying nice people food and making them drinks—you should be paying them!

Serving Her a Glass of Babies Was a Poor Choice

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July 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, Baseball, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Canine, Cartman, cashew, Coonskin, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, dicking bimbos, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It must be true!, Loaded dice, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Space pens, Stetson (for men), Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Whiny little twerp, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 86 Comments

Tuesday on Tittyweb Jenkins

WAKEY WAKEY.

Sorry that my promised, and highly anticipated poat is more of an afternoon delight, but I had shit to do.

Mostly, I had to purchase ~~QOTSA~~ Cats fucking in a closet tickets. And I got AWESOME seats. Aren’t you all excited?

Whatever bitches.

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June 20, 2017
Categories: #H2, ann coulter, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, conspiracy theory, Coonskin, Cults, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, I Love You Peeps, It must be true!, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Car in . Comments: 84 Comments

Tuesday Random Crap

I went to a blacksmithing class on Sunday. It was a letter opener class, and there were only three of us there, which was nice because it made the class fairly leisurely. The instructor showed us the basics of the project, and then turned us loose in the forge while she walked around and offered comments and suggestions. This was the second class that I’ve taken at Adam’s Forge, and I really enjoy it. Hopefully I’ll be able to attend a few open forge nights in the near future.

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