HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day, where pants need to be zipped and orientation doesn’t matter. Let’s get started.

(can you tell I’m sick of this weather?)
Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
Libtard, but nice to look at.

Big Boob Swat Hump

Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.

Have you missed us? Yes.

Have you missed me? No.

Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.

Listen to this song and Joe Rogan’s latest interview of Alex Jones. It all makes sense, man.

Christmas Warm Up

Let’s begin with a real master of painting, Bob Ross. A man who lived at the right time. In today’s world he would be copied and irrelevant within weeks.

Christmas HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the early Christmas edition of Hunky Hump Day. I waffled on posting this set on the day after Christmas instead, but I’m in git-er-done mode right now. Let’s go.

Dia de los Muertos

MMM – Motivational Music Monday

 

 

I found this over the weekend and it is most excellent. No, I’m serious this time. LISTEN MUTHAFOCKERS. You need to give it a minute. I don’t know who this Samuel Pipes is, but he’s got some pipes. Get it? his name is Pipes?

 

Whatever. Tough crowd this morning.

 

BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

Bad Week to be a Leftie

Man, it sure has sucked to be a leftie this last week or so. Outdone by Donny Two Scoops, the single biggest idiot ever to populate the White House (their words).

Thorsday Substitute Poat

Since Jimbro is off in the mountains receiving a heavy load from some shady contractor, I’ve agreed to put up a poat.  The old one was smelling worse than your mom after Fleet Week.  We haven’t had a rip-roaring, honest-to-God hurt feelings fight on this blog in far too long, so let’s talk about music.

So, I’m about two weeks out from leaving my job, and by the time you read this I will hopefully have an offer for a new job outside of California.  Even if I don’t, I’m still leaving this state.  And that means one thing… ROADTRIP!  For the past nine months I’ve driven 45-75 minutes each way up to Santa Barbara each day for work.  Obviously, spending that much time on the road means listening to the radio a lot.  Thank the gods for Pandora, and Youtube on my phone.  So I thought I’d put together a list of some of my favorite songs to listen to while driving.  I decided to limit it to ten songs, about what I used to burn on a CD before a long road-trip.  Obviously there are others, but if I had to pick ten to listen to for a couple of hours in parts of the country where the only radio stations are messican polka and the baptist station... the mixture below would be my top choice. Yeah, some of them are covers, but they’re better than the originals for keeping me awake and focused while on the road.

BBF

Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988.  The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35.  Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!