New Year’s Resolutions

What day is it?

Let us get our gameday faces on and celebrate.

 

 

This the thread where you can document and share your resolutions.  Allow me to inspire and motivate.

 

…or boobs.

 

 

 

BBF- Playoffs II

Welcome to Big Boob Friday, Playoffs Round 2.  Your models today were posted by me this year, and were selected based upon the highest amount of “likes”.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the poat, there will be additional rounds to follow.

#1 Milana Vyntrub

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/01/bbf-46/

5 Thumbs Up  7 Blogger Likes

Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

Milana Vyntrub

#2 Julia Lescova

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/08/bbf-47/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles.  She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35.  Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!

Julia Lescova

#3 Helga Lovekaty

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/01/bbf-56/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

Helga Lovekaty

#4 Laura Hanley

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/20/bbf-58/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model was born on April 27, 1993 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5’6″, 118 lbs and 34DD-25-35.

Please stop climbing the corporate ladder long enough to welcome, Miss Laura Hanley!

Laura Hanley

 

*VOTING IS CLOSED*  RESULTS:

 

 

I finally got around to taking a picture of my really cool hat the SS got me. Here’s me styling in my super cool new PJs too:

 

Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

There’s something about the year’s end that turns my thoughts inward, even more so than a birthday. It may be that my birthday is in July, the height of the summer. I’m really not a resolutions guy. I figure if the changes were that important to me then I would have done them or will do them of my own accord. Well, there is that one resolution involving your mom.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the last Hunky Hump Day of 2016. Thank you, my friends, for helping me get through this year. I’m looking forward to 2017 and the end of SCOAMF’s time in office.

Now for some hunks. Hi Mare.

Tues- D’AWWW

Tuesday is such a nothing day. But it could be cute. Maybe.

We try? OK. I still love kittens and puppies playing together.

But other baby animals can be cute too.

MMM 254: The last week of 2016

… begins today.  Here’s a fun thing that I did a few months ago, back when there was still a chance that Hillary Clinton would complete 0bama’s work to destroy the USA.

Merry Christmas 2016

Good morning fine folks, Hostages and Lurkers, the day is upon us. May all of your Christmas wishes come true. In no particular order mine are for seasonal mirth, contentment in all things, patience and bourbon in my egg nog.

Where is Roaming Fire Hydrant?

So now that Roamie has met Mare and disappeared forever, I guess I’ll have to fill in with a Saturday Poat.

Lets see what I can find in the auxiliary funny folder:

Here is the Christmasy Part

 

The part for Leon

And finally

*UPDATE- Must Credit Pupster*

Also, I need a tie-breaking vote on the previous poat to determine a winner, I’ll leave the poll open for now.  Go vote if you haven’t yet you filthy animals.

Valeria Orsini is BBF 2016 First Round Winner

 

BBF Playoffs

Hello, and welcome to the 2016 BBF Semi-Finals.

Today’s models were all posted by me in 2016, and were selected based on the highest number of comments in the thread.  Please cast a vote for your favorite, there will be another round or two before the finals.

 

#1 Valeria Orsini

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/22/bbf-59/

414 Comments

Your model for today lives in Miami but was born in Atlanta, Georgia on January 19th, 1990. She stands 5’2″, weighs 105lbs and measures 34-24-35. Please stop Dan from making it rain long enough to welcome, Miss Valeria Orsini!

Valeria Orsini

#2 – Charlotte Herbert

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/06/bbf-60/

393 comments

Your subject for today is a model, illustrator and cosplayer, born on January 7th, 1989 in Hungerford, Berkshire, England, UK. She is 5’7″ tall and weighs the obligatory 125lbs. Please ignore that smell long enough to welcome, Miss Charlotte Herbert (aka Chad Suicide, Charlotte Something).

Charlotte Herbert

#3 – Casey Batchelor

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/29/bbf-61/

362 Comments

Our features for today are naturally attached to a glamour model, musician, and reality show participant. Born October 2, 1985 in Essex, England, UK, EU, Earth, she measures 32FF-27-32, 5 ft 3 in and 112 lb. Please prepare a nice fruit salad and welcome, Miss Casey Batchelor!

 

Casey Batchelor

 

#4 – Nadia Naivnaya

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/13/big-boob-friday-182/

321 Comments

Your model for today is currently in internet hiding because she posted some pictures of her humongous rack supporting her little kitty.  At one point she had a youtube channel, instagram, reddit and imgur account, but she hasn’t said much lately…I’m guess because her pictures might have gotten her some unwanted attention.  At any rate, she seems like a nice young lady from Russia (I guess) who is a classical singer and artist.  She likes kitties and holy crap does she have a nice set of ear-muffs.  Please stop being too specific and welcome, Miss Nadia Naivnaya!

Nadia Naivnaya

 

 

Voting is closed.  Final Results:

 

Things Are Warming Up

We’re getting close to the big day. If you haven’t completed your shopping and still plan to get it done you have my sympathy. Remember, scratch tickets and gift cards, which can be found at your corner store are perfectly acceptable gifts if you put a bow on them.

So 80‘s!