Mr. President, that’s how it’s done.
Contrary to the rantings of the lunatic left, George W. Bush excreted more class and grace in his last urine stream than Barack Obama ever had in his life.
November is upon us, Hostages. And it’s gonna be one for the ages.
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[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Here is sleeping pig-dog with his new dildo toy.
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Here he is in his new t-shirt.
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Here is what his new t-shirt says.
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Cradle of Filth is good Halloween music. The other 364 days of the year it blows a goat.
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That’s a nice little Permanent Democrat Majority™ Party you’re having there Nancy. It’d be a shame if anything happened to it.
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The most horrible monster ever imagined by man. I am super serial.
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What would Halloween at the Hostages be without this beast?
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me somethin’ good to eat!
UPDATE!: [wiserbud] Here’s this year’s “piss off the liberal neighbors” Halloween decoration at Casa de Wiser:
Tanned and Ready!
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[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Fucking creepy.
Shhhh, a very quiet poat for those still sleeping. Coffee, orange juice, Bloody Marys, dry toast, and ibuprofin are on the counter.
Name that Hostage.
For those visiting family this weekend.
Someone linked this last night – good one.
Y’all have a good day.
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[UPDATE: Rosetta with assist from Hotspur]
This song is kick ass. And a bit of an earworm so beware.
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Also, I’m not one that uses superlatives except in jest. I watched this movie last night and I can tell you, without hesitation, it is the most disturbing, horrific movie that I have ever seen. It makes The Human Centipede look like a Disney movie. It’s in French but there is an English audio version on the DVD. Someone please watch this movie this weekend so I don’t feel so alone.
Honestly, I think of the Hostages like this:
Except I see the House Band being a bit rowdier. At least as rowdy as clarinetists and tuba playing faggots can be.
Now I’ll go back to being Dad who stayed at home with his boys on a Friday night.
But first, the hawttest song ever recorded:
Good afternoon cool kids and wiserbud. Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Friday afternoons in the fall are awesome. Especially when they’re 3 days before a shitload of America-hating liberal scum-sucking assholes get pole-axed, set on fire and shoved in a fucking woodchipper.
Democrats, this is what the country thinks about your liberal bullshit.
Today we have a KICK ASS hot new model for you. She is a throwback to the original BBF prototype in that she’s not afraid of a cheeseburger. Having done extensive photographical research I would guess she can squat 400 pounds which is an important trait in a woman.
Not surprisingly she was born in Bratislava, Slovakia and now lives in Brno, Czech Republic. She was born on August 26, 1985 and is currently a full time college student studying history.
She “stands” a mere 5 feet 2 inches and weighs a healthy 125 lbs. She measures an hourglass-like 34H-28-40. She wears a size 6 1/2 shoe if you’re into that sort of thing, weirdo.
She lists her only hobby as “taking naps” which is the second time we’ve seen that listed as a BBF model’s hobby. Is there some sort of correlation between big boobs and sleeping a lot?
From my research I can also confidently say that another hobby she has is touching herself in the swimsuit area NTTAWWTIYKWISAITTYD. Actually if I was her I would never leave the house. She also has about the best smile of anyone that has ever graced this esteemed page.
Please stop curb-stomping sobbing liberals long enough to welcome my new BFF and your model for today, October 29, 2010, Karina Hart. YAY!!!
She has one of those smiles where her whole face is happy. Me likey.
Wanna learn some shit, assface? Pay attention. On this day…
* in 1884, fittingly, Bela Lugosi was born.
* in 1897, Nazi propagandist and Countdown host Joseph Goebbels was born.
* in 1911, newspaper guy Joseph “Goebbels” Pulitzer died in Charleston, South Carolina.
* in 1929, known as “Black Tuesday“, the stock market crashed like a motherfucker donkeyfucker.
* in 1945, the first ball point pen went on sale, 57 years after it was patented.
* in 1947, actor and liberal douchebag Richard Dreyfuss was born in Brooklyn.
* in 1948, actress and angel Kate Jackson was born in Birmingham, Alabama. What the hell? E.T.?
* in 1960, Cassius Clay won his first professional fight, beating Tunney Hunsaker in six rounds.
* in 1966, the National Organization for Women was founded.
* in 1971, sticky-fingered actress Winona Ryder (real last name Horowitz) was born.
* in 1971, Duane Allman died in a motorcycle accident at the age of 24.
Fin.
I hope you all have a safe and happy Halloween! Eats lots of candy and chocolate, dress up like some sort of jackass and then get drunk, get in a fight and thrown in jail. That’s what I plan on doing.
And remember…the great high-road of human welfare lies along the old highway of steadfast well-doing and they who are the most persistent, and work in the truest spirit, will invariably be the most successful as success treads on the heels of every right effort you shit-headed retarded douche goblin.
CHEERS!
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This is what everyone feels like when you comment:
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World Series Update [Sean M.]:
Rosetta?
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You sumbitch.
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From The Daily Caller.
This morning, in a phone conversation with The Daily Caller from his South Carolina home, Alvin Greene explained his strategy for winning the race.
“I am getting around to the fairs around the state — this fair season — and reminding the folks there that DeMint started the recession,” he said. “That’s the bottom line”.
If he doesn’t beat DeMint, the terrorists have already won.
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The lose is strong with this one.
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Also, someone get me a cold beer.
Obama is post racial…’eh, not so much.
When speaking on Univision, a spanish language channel, Obama made this statement; “And if Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, we’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us, if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s gonna be harder and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2.” Obama had been discussing his lack of success with immigration reform, and then when asked about the future of the effort, broke off that nice little statement.
He basically said, presumably, that the Republicans are the enemies of latinos. I’m sure this would come as a bit of a surprise to latino conservatives. Marco Rubio for one.
The more disturbing fact is that the President of the United States stated that Americans have enemies within their own society, simply for holding a different opinion. He pitted one racial group against another, in order to resurrect turn out in an election he is sure to lose. Is this desperation? Is it a pattern of ‘tells’ that started with the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest? Those questions probably don’t even matter, considering that once they are raised, the post-racial President ceases to exist.
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