May 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, but not the good kind, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 111 Comments
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Alright people, time is winding down to get prepped for Mother’s Day. Here are a few ideas.
May 9, 2019
Categories: Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 70 Comments
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Hotspur Meets His Match
In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.
Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.
In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.
During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”
So I went.
April 16, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, amazing post, Beauty Personified, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Pre-Law, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Trump's Fault, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 80 Comments
hatred
Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.
i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.
April 2, 2019
Categories: #H2, amazing post, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Birthday Beat Down, Brut, Chicks dig a nice tool, dog love, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Headless Whoresman, i'm zero indians, Literature, Moist, Okay, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake, The Bear Is Loose, unicorns, Your Mom, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments
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January 26, 2019
Categories: Canine, cereal, Chocolate, Chubs, cow snot, Cults, weather blog, Weekend Memes, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 155 Comments
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January 12, 2019
Categories: 0, Weekend Memes, Where's MJ?, Xanthan gum, Yard and Garden, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 180 Comments
Gummy Stuff
October 11, 2018
Categories: #H2, Dial C for cooter, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it good, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, libtards, Merry Christmas, people make me sick, Rule 34, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Thor?, Your Mom, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments
BBF
Hello sports fans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 16, 1995 in Itami, Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan. She stands 4′10″, 32-22-33 with a non-translatable I cup. Someone please explain the metric system to me before I introduce…Miss Jun Amaki!
August 24, 2018
Categories: BBF, Death by Fishstick, Dog Centric, Emily's Dull Affect, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Someone needs a sandwich, TurtleFacePlant, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . Tags: Very Short Tit Wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 125 Comments
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Hello my babies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 2nd, 1994 in Edinburg, Texas. She stands 5’3″, 34D-24-34 and 95 lbs. Please fasten your seat belt and say Buenos Dias to Miss Megan Salinas.
May 18, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mesadick, TITS, TurtleFacePlant, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 88 Comments
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“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”