BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 20th, 1999 in Thailand.  She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 108 lbs.  Please don’t get nitpicky with Miss Ellie Lou AKA fitykitty.

 

MMM – MJ Edition

Leon is probably taking care of very important business and has a great excuse for shirking his Monday responsibility. I’ll fill in with a very intriguing post.

This rock formation has a perfectly formed white ball in the middle. Probably an alien culture.

This formation found on indigenous land comes in 2 sizes and is ‘new’ which I can only assume means it’s been around for thousands of years.

Perfectly formed structures. Either this mountainous ancient culture used these for animal sacrifice or as an important part of their astronomical observations which are still far superior to ours. Cuz noble savages.

These are rocks that are bluish kinda. Very intriguing.

Putting Your Mom In Uranus To Make Uraniumom Since 2009

You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me

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That’s the temp today. This is bullshit.

It’s a Little Bit Meme

MoDa Countdown

Alright people, time is winding down to get prepped for Mother’s Day. Here are a few ideas.

Mehmes

 

Hotspur Meets His Match

In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.

Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.

In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.

During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”

So I went.

hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.