Tuesday Poetry Post

Roses are red

Where the hell is Leon going?

Inappropriate

Not a good pentameter

Freestyle

Enstompenate at will.

MMM 263:No more poonch-keys

I seriously don’t think I’ll touch one next year.  Pretty sure they’re basically crack in Polish doughnut form.  Lent starts early for me this year.

I don’t remember the last time I swam.  Must be years ago now.

Hostage Oscar Party (Now With 100% Fewer Slow-loading GIFs!)

Well, the Academy Awards are here again. Yay. If you think you’re sick of hearing about them, try living in Southern California. It’s all they talk about on the news for the next goddamn week.

Most of us aren’t big fans of Hollywood (or as one guy I heard one time called it, HollyWEIRD–delightful!) but maybe you saw a couple of the movies that are nominated this year. Are you rooting for La La Land? Hidden Fences? Something else?

Ah, who am I kidding? We’re all boycotting the Oscars. Not for the politics (okay, maybe a little bit because of the politics) but because the most deserving film of the year wasn’t nominated:

I’m just hoping John Wick 2: The Wick and The Dead gets nominated next year. Probably not, though.

Weekend Animal Hostages

Pepedog does chores

Big Boob Friday

Hello weekday and weekend warriors. This has been a really interesting week for the MJ household. First, I found out that although interpuppet sex generally doesn’t end with procreation, we have succeeded. Second, wiser can suck a dick, nay a whole bag of them. And finally, the blog really misses Cyn. Whatever Jimbro, Pupster, and James did to run her off will requires punishment. I suggest that we each send them a flaming bag of gratitude.

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I wrote this song for Hotspur.

FOR THE RECORD II

Here is a pic of your dad

While I learn the intricacies of my new MacIntosh  product this is it for today. Busy week for me: partner is on vacation, nurse is in FLA and it’s school vacation…hold me!

Feel free to add updates. Let’s make this a community project.

UPDATE WON:

UPDATE TEW:

This is for Mare:

This is for Jimbro:

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Many thanks to TiFW for this week’s HHD fodder, Zach McGowen.

FOR THE RECORD….

Here is a pic of your mom:

Feel free to add updates. Let’s make this a community project.

 

 

I got some funny. /car in

 

This would have been good yesterday, but that’s Leon’s gig.

 

I’ll choke a bitch.

 

 

Moose is looking forward to the summer already – this is from LAST summer, of course.

 

MMM 262: the start of year 6

 

So I reckon these things mostly by how often I have 52 binders’ worth of weeks in the can, but last week was the end of year 5 of this august institution, making this the beginning of year 6.  How time flies, amirite?

RBF sufferer?

Good Dog Weekend

Mare Dog