Day is Boring, Let’s Have BBF!

Nothing happens on February 28th, judging by the list of events for the day. I couldn’t find a single thing to celebrate.

So, to start The Most Boring BBF Evah!™, we will begin with a compilation of the best Vines from September, 2013 instead of a video. Enjoy!

In keeping with the theme, today’s model isn’t famous for anything, other than being on social media. She calls herself a swimwear model, but I didn’t see any ads in my extensive research. But she does love Tumblr! Everybody welcome Brittany Santos!

 

Quite a comely lass, wouldn’t you say?

Not right, necessary

HHD Olympics part 4

Good morning, and welcome to our wrap-up of Hunky Hump Day, Winter Olympics edition. I’m proud of all our athletes (except the whiny ones), and I’m glad they are coming home. No more unfinished hotel rooms, wild dogs, pinkeye, or soft focus stories that no one really cares about. (As much as I hate hackers, I’d pay real money for a virus that wipes any mention of Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan from NBC files in 2018.) So with that said, let’s get moving.

I like this song because Rocketboy said, “Hey, Mom, play this one, you might like it.” I predict that Carin will like it, and Hotspur will hate it. Hit play and scroll down, because the GIANT. WORDS. ON. THE. SCREEN. are annoying. Crank it up.

Our above-the-fold athlete is the fourth of the American men’s bobsled team, Army Captain Christopher Fogt. He deployed to Iraq after the Vancouver Games, and he won bronze in Sochi.

Car in’s Riveting Story Part IX

First, let’s talk about some British loser on CNN that had less fewer viewers than we do. (fixt)

MMM 111: Surely some of these angels fell from Heaven

Weekend’s over, and thank goodness. I thought that would never end! Finally, I can get back to work and feel productive again. I know you’re all excited too.

Here, I made you this, you look like you need it.

I don’t know what sport she’s geared up for, but I’m a fan.

Top of the World

Hello Hostages, Pupster here with your uplifting poat of the day.

Triumph is kind of a funny word, three umphs for the win.

Every moment of your lifetime
Every minute every day
Fight the good fight every moment
Make it worth the price we pay
Yeah

L to R

Hostage Problems, Pupster

And again.

Cover Me

You can all thank Cyn for this. A post on cover tunes was her idea.

In fact, she pretty much threatened me with grievous bodily harm if I didn’t do a cover tunes post.

Big Boob Friday

Hi there. This is it. It’s Friday, which for half of us means a glorious start to the Obama work week. Thanks, dickface.

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I’m posting this song, because I simply can’t believe I feel this way. I miss Florida. I miss the weather, the people, and the oppressive heat and humidity. But mostly I miss the sunshine (I actually lived where this picture was taken). I have no idea how you guys put up with The Polar Vorex of Pain, Misery, Mass Death, Starvation, Black Skies and Bone Rattling Cold™. I have a feeling that the worst real estate investment I’ve ever made will end up being a treasured spot to take refuge from wherever I end up over the next few years.

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In other news, this chick is a bit curvy but has spectacular sweater puppies. Cyn actually emailed me last night to say, ‘MJ, I’m watching some sizzling hot lezzie sex and this girl, Jelena Jensen has amazing tatas.’ True story. Anyhoo, Ms. Jensen is actually pretty smart. She’s the first pornstar to launch her own app, and graduated Magna Cum Laude from Chapman University. Good girl. Now show us your tits.

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Sometimes you just gotta scream

Poat in a hurry

Fresh new poat.