HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Hadn’t heard this in ages, reminds me of awkward dating in junior high school.

Now for the hunks.
Time for a Hallmark Channel movie.

The Cars

We’ve already had a couple of Cars songs in Jay’s post as a tribute to Ric Ocasek but since I’m a bigger fan of the group I’m going to carry it over to this post. My older brother and I used to share a room and he’d listen to his transistor radio at night after lights out. Usually WBCN which didn’t suck back in the 70’s. One night he told me to listen closely because a really good group was going to be broadcast live from the Paradise Club in Boston.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. So there was some article about how this guy’s Twitter feed was just awful, and hey, forget the politics, those are some nice models. No muss, no fuss poat. (Alternate Easter egg, too thin, I think.) First, some music.

Now for the hunks.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born June 24, 1990 in Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England, U.K.  She stands 5″ 6″ and measures 35-25-37 and 121 lbs.  Please follow the leader  and say ‘ellolove to Miss Zara DuRose!

 

Weekend Memes

 

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I heard that Ray Sawyer of Dr. Hook had passed away New Year’s Eve. While they are best known for “Cover of the Rolling Stone”, I knew Dr. Hook for this one:

mainly because my sister won a T-shirt from the local radio station that said, “I got stoned and I missed it…but I heard it on WBBQ Augusta.” Mom wouldn’t let her wear it.
Time for the hunks.

BBF

Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the what-the-heck-another-reboot edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Cover of a cover

Let’s see who is in the folder for today.

What the ever living f*%^ is wrong with you people?

Pick One –

Make it yours –

You know you want to…

Acute Stress Disorder

Agoraphobia

Amnesia, Dissociative

Anorexia Nervosa

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

Bipolar Disorder

Body Dysmorphic Disorder

Brief Psychotic Disorder

Bulimia Nervosa

Conversion Disorder

Cyclothymic Disorder

Delusional Disorder

Depersonalization Disorder

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

Dyspareunia

Dysthymic Disorder

Erectile Disorder, Male

Exhibitionism

Fetishism

Frotteurism

Fugue, Dissociative

Gambling, Pathological

Gender Identity Disorder

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder

Hypochondriasis

Impotence

Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Kleptomania

Masochism, Sexual

Major Depressive Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Orgasmic Disorder, Female

Orgasmic Disorder, Male

Pain Disorder

Panic Disorder

Pedophilia

Phobias

Posttraumatic Stress Disorder

Premature Ejaculation

Pyromania

Sadism, Sexual

Schizophrenia

Schizoaffective Disorder

Schizophreniform

Sexual Arousal Disorder, Female

Sexual Aversion Disorder

Shared Psychotic Disorder

Somatization Disorder

Substance Abuse

Substance Dependence

Transvestic Fetishism

Trichotillomania

Vaginismus

Voyeurism

 

In Which Sean Holds Himself Up to Ridicule

You know, I used to absolutely hate poetry.  Hated reading it, hated writing it, just generally hated everything about it.  I was a prose guy, and I thought there was something silly and frivolous about scribbling thoughts into stanzas and trying to get them to scan and rhyme and all that crap.

Then, something changed.  Maybe it was getting sober, though I have no idea why that would have any bearing on this.  But over the past few years, I’ve found that there are certain instances where I can best put my thoughts in order by taking up quill and scroll and just churning out some of the old doggerel.

Before we go any further, let’s just get this out of the way here and now:

 

Okay, now that we’ve dispensed with that (yeah), allow me if you will to emote all over you below: