MMM 257: The last bad Monday

Next Monday will be President Trump’s first Monday on the job.  Former VP Biden will be tooling around in his new Corvette, and 0bama will be reduced to plotting how best to destroy America from outside the White House.

Per what I’ve heard from the Left, by this time next Monday, millions of Messican invader families will be shattered by the Trumpenmarine.  Womyn will be sent home from all military jobs, possibly all jobs.  VP Pence will be prowling about with a portable electrocution device killing homosexuals.  Oh, and blacks will all be property again, or something like that.  Hollywood and fun will be outlawed.  The world will be literally on fire from global warming.

Did I miss anything?  Let me know in the comments.

Marred by ink.

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Just a bit too much shadow here.

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Pretty eyes.

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Something seems “off” here.tumblr_m6ju11xS9L1rvjgt3o1_500.jpg

A little too skinny, maybe.

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How long do you suppose she held this?

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Hello Kitty.

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Looks like California.  Wonder if they’ll do us a favor and secede.

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She looks intense.

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Her too.

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Happy Monday, everyone.  Enjoy these last few days before Trumpmaggedon.

Also, remember to tune in to WATR today at mid-day!

MMM 231: Independence

So, there were some neat parallels between July 4 1776 and June 23, 2016.  Both times, it was a big group of Englishmen (primarily) who wanted out from under the thumb of a distant, oppressive, unaccountable government.  Both times, the last straw might have been tea. Look, I’m going to warn the rest of you earthlings for the last time: do NOT get between a Briton and his beverage of choice. We burn continents, destroy empires, and generally make a big mess of things over this stuff. Yoo-rope should be thankful that they just walked out this time. You fools ought to be hiding under the table and counting quietly to 100 hoping they won’t come back and torch the place.

Anyhow, I’d like to think that we good folk descended in part from the best and brightest the Iles had to offer the world a few centuries back might have had something to do with it. Showed ’em how, as it were. Now, we should probably talk about orthodontia and rhoticity at some point, but it can wait until after you’ve got a decent Prime Minister, and possibly until after we’ve shed the Muslim Brotherhood plant from our white house. In the meantime, I wish you folks the best of luck making Britain great again, and I hope you’ll take a little bit of joy watching us celebrate what we won for ourselves so long ago, and perhaps feel just a bit more kinship than in years past.

Also, stay tuned for #TEXIT, #AKEXIT, and possibly #QUEBEXIT.

I thought about trying to find patriotic fit girls, but that seemed like work and I’m on vacation. Also I looked and there aren’t a ton of images just waiting to be poached.

So, a dancer first.

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MMM 212: Light at the end of the tunnel

It’s probably just the front end of the train, but I can see it.

Handstand.

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MMM 209: Year 5 begins…

And this grand institution rolls on.  So very, very much has changed since about now in 2012.  Right about then, I think we all hoped whoever won the hawkeye cock eye was going to knock SCOAMT out of office and at least slow the decline of our once great nation.  Such naive, optimistic fools we were.  The berning times cometh.  Or perhaps the bidening times.  Or the camacho times.  I’m hoping for the last of those.  At least there’ll be handies at Starbux, and I actually know how to grow food, so I’ll be presidentin’ before long.

Boxing.

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She might have cut off a little high.  Not complaining, just noting that her pockets are now useless.

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Is this effect achieved by a filter, or by colorizing a B&W image?

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The only bad thing I can see here is that it’s a crossfit gym.

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Cubs fan triptych.

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Valentine’s Day is coming up soon.

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I miss going to my gym.

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This is too washed out, but still pretty.

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More of that non-functional camo.

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February of 2016 begins.  Oh, and I’M STILL HERE.

I WILL NEVER ESCAPE.