Letters From Meme

2022 BBF Semi-Finals Round 5

Hello, and welcome to 2022 Big Boob Friday Semi-Finals Round 5.

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Your model for today was born May 29th, 1990 in Daventry, England. She stands 5‘ 4″ and measures 30 – 24 – 35 and 108 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Kelly Hall.

Marriage Made-in

Jimmie was yik-yakkin‘ about paraphilias t’other day.

I think i did a post on that a while back.

Mrs J’monkey was raffing out roud last night (whore moufs shut) about some chick that married a carnival ride named Bruce.

Sad Story & then some pics

There once was a monkey named Juan Pedro Eustace Morales Domingo Santa-Bella del a Cruz the third.

He was a very nice monkey.

Then he got mixed up with a bad crowd.

Then he died a horrible death.

My inner monkey weeps at his passing.

-FIN –

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Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.

Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.

She does know sperm however.

The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

Amber’s Collection circa 100 million years ago

How Can They Be This Dumb?

So…I don’t follow politics much anymore but happened to read something that popped up on my phone while I was checking stocks that I follow. Yep, if you want to look at stock performance on your phone, you’re going to be solicited for indoctrination.

Here’s the deal, as our pudding brained fake president would say, the demotards are pushing a 9/11 style commission to have a huge, multi-year review of the protest at the Capitol on Jan 6th. As I read the article I was actually a bit confused…I thought it might have been from months ago because it contained obvious factual errors, but no, it was current. We all know how this goes. The demotards say, ‘hey man just searching for the truth, can I have limitless amounts of money so spend on my friends at fancy law firms that will tell me a 2 year story with the exact timing and plot lines that will help me with reelection as far out as 2024? Just looking for the truth.’

And guess what? Thirty five moronic republicans voted with the demotards to pass the bill. Not one or two (depends how you count Liz Cheney) but 35!

So, like, how can they possibly be this dumb? How would this help them? What is to be gained? Do we really need another fat, bloated NeverTrump sissy whinging on MSNBC?

McConnell says its dead in the Senate but you never know…he can be bought with an eight ball and a waddle massage.

Upside Down Again

Well here we are in silly season again where the corporate media tell us that a 70 year old woman who shops at Forvever 21 is a fashion icon.

Do they ever get tired of carrying water for the loser left and their late middle aged, childless, over the hill bosses?

Spoiler: no, they don’t.

What makes me laugh is that they had an actual fashion icon, a model, and a truly beautifully exotic woman in the whitehouse for 4 years and they decided she was ugly, didn’t know how to dress, and was pedestrian. If you stretch it back an administration the garbage media told us that a mannish linebacker who shops at J Crew (so white!) was the black Helen of Troy. What a joke. Jill and Michelle Obama are slobs. Melania is Aphrodite reborn.

MJ: I won’t let you down, I will not give you up. Media: All we have to do now, is take these lies and make them true somehow.

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Your model for today was born in Norway in 1998.  She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 24 – 33 and 120 lbs.  Please tell a joke to Miss Camilla Hasselgaard.