Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!
Whose turn is it to make breffiss?
Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?
For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.
Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.
Good morning, Happy Halloween, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I could have poated a Halloween song, but I thought, nah, we’ll be inundated enough with “Spooky”, “Monster Mash”, and “Werewolves of London”, let’s go for something different. I found this song from an article about Coral Castle in Florida.
Now for the Halloween hunks.
Birthday boy Dermot Mulroney.
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I’m stuck in a CPR class until 730, so if you can add your own photo here, go for it, otherwise, just email me and I’ll get them into the post ASAP.
Advent music:
Leon’s gift:
Jimbro’s gift:
Teresa’s gift:
and being modeled:
Brent’s gift:
XBradTC’s present:
Pupster’s Gift (?)
PUP EDIT: I’m not sure if this anonymous Amazon package was my SS gift or a Secret Nessie the Wonder Dog admirer, but thanks, she loves it.
Tomswifty received this bundle of goodies:
Seanm’s gifts:
Colorado Alex in Exile’s gift
Jay in Ames, pretty wrapping, seems to be popular!
Baby, it’s cold outside. But not inside!
MJ’s gift from Mare, if she really exists:
So, there were some neat parallels between July 4 1776 and June 23, 2016. Both times, it was a big group of Englishmen (primarily) who wanted out from under the thumb of a distant, oppressive, unaccountable government. Both times, the last straw might have been tea. Look, I’m going to warn the rest of you earthlings for the last time: do NOT get between a Briton and his beverage of choice. We burn continents, destroy empires, and generally make a big mess of things over this stuff. Yoo-rope should be thankful that they just walked out this time. You fools ought to be hiding under the table and counting quietly to 100 hoping they won’t come back and torch the place.
Anyhow, I’d like to think that we good folk descended in part from the best and brightest the Iles had to offer the world a few centuries back might have had something to do with it. Showed ’em how, as it were. Now, we should probably talk about orthodontia and rhoticity at some point, but it can wait until after you’ve got a decent Prime Minister, and possibly until after we’ve shed the Muslim Brotherhood plant from our white house. In the meantime, I wish you folks the best of luck making Britain great again, and I hope you’ll take a little bit of joy watching us celebrate what we won for ourselves so long ago, and perhaps feel just a bit more kinship than in years past.
Also, stay tuned for #TEXIT, #AKEXIT, and possibly #QUEBEXIT.
I thought about trying to find patriotic fit girls, but that seemed like work and I’m on vacation. Also I looked and there aren’t a ton of images just waiting to be poached.
So, a dancer first.
[Impotent Update/Cyn:]
SECRET SANTA GIFT OPENING TO–NIGHT AT 9:00 pm NEC-Time!!
Email a pic: TheH2SecretSanta%gmail.comb; I’ll add to a special post.
Hello everyone. Would you like to appropriate a bit of Japanese culture with a bit of sushi? Of course you would, American scum. Your behavior is worse than Hiroshima.
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Sean and I wrote this song while talking about our beards.
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And now let us look at some boobs of an Asian chick from Japanland. Her name is something unpronounceable so we’ll just skip that part. Please help me agree that Asian Boobs Matter!!!!!!!!!!
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I was sorry to hear that we lost Fred Thompson today. I wanted to vote for him back in ’08, but didn’t even get the pleasure of casting a primary ballot for him. Such is life. RIP, Fred.
Well, let’s see what else this month has in store for us…
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