HHD

Good morning, Happy Halloween, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I could have poated a Halloween song, but I thought, nah, we’ll be inundated enough with “Spooky”, “Monster Mash”, and “Werewolves of London”, let’s go for something different. I found this song from an article about Coral Castle in Florida.

Now for the Halloween hunks.
Birthday boy Dermot Mulroney.

BBF

Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988.  The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35.  Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!

 

Almost time to Whistle -POS Groundhog Style

Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.

aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)

How many names does she have, one might ask.

So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry  our future – whatevs; the little  beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.

Secret Santa 2016: The Unwrapping

I’m stuck in a CPR class until 730, so if you can add your own photo here, go for it, otherwise, just email me and I’ll get them into the post ASAP.

Advent music:

Leon’s gift:

Jimbro’s gift:

Teresa’s gift:

and being modeled:

Brent’s gift:

XBradTC’s present:

Pupster’s Gift (?)

PUP EDIT: I’m not sure if this anonymous Amazon package was my SS gift or a Secret Nessie the Wonder Dog admirer, but thanks, she loves it.

Tomswifty received this bundle of goodies:

Seanm’s gifts:

Colorado Alex in Exile’s gift

Jay in Ames, pretty wrapping, seems to be popular!

Baby, it’s cold outside. But not inside!

MJ’s gift from Mare, if she really exists:

MMM 231: Independence

So, there were some neat parallels between July 4 1776 and June 23, 2016.  Both times, it was a big group of Englishmen (primarily) who wanted out from under the thumb of a distant, oppressive, unaccountable government.  Both times, the last straw might have been tea. Look, I’m going to warn the rest of you earthlings for the last time: do NOT get between a Briton and his beverage of choice. We burn continents, destroy empires, and generally make a big mess of things over this stuff. Yoo-rope should be thankful that they just walked out this time. You fools ought to be hiding under the table and counting quietly to 100 hoping they won’t come back and torch the place.

Anyhow, I’d like to think that we good folk descended in part from the best and brightest the Iles had to offer the world a few centuries back might have had something to do with it. Showed ’em how, as it were. Now, we should probably talk about orthodontia and rhoticity at some point, but it can wait until after you’ve got a decent Prime Minister, and possibly until after we’ve shed the Muslim Brotherhood plant from our white house. In the meantime, I wish you folks the best of luck making Britain great again, and I hope you’ll take a little bit of joy watching us celebrate what we won for ourselves so long ago, and perhaps feel just a bit more kinship than in years past.

Also, stay tuned for #TEXIT, #AKEXIT, and possibly #QUEBEXIT.

I thought about trying to find patriotic fit girls, but that seemed like work and I’m on vacation. Also I looked and there aren’t a ton of images just waiting to be poached.

So, a dancer first.

Sunday Longie

[Impotent Update/Cyn:]

SECRET SANTA GIFT OPENING TO–NIGHT AT 9:00 pm NEC-Time!!

Email a pic: TheH2SecretSanta%gmail.comb; I’ll add to a special post.

Big Boob Friday

Hello everyone. Would you like to appropriate a bit of Japanese culture with a bit of sushi? Of course you would, American scum. Your behavior is worse than Hiroshima.

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Sean and I wrote this song while talking about our beards.

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And now let us look at some boobs of an Asian chick from Japanland. Her name is something unpronounceable so we’ll just skip that part. Please help me agree that Asian Boobs Matter!!!!!!!!!!

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So, November

I was sorry to hear that we lost Fred Thompson today. I wanted to vote for him back in ’08, but didn’t even get the pleasure of casting a primary ballot for him. Such is life. RIP, Fred.
 

 
Well, let’s see what else this month has in store for us…

BBF

Hello good friends, and welcome to the autumn of my discontent and Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today is from Bralia, Romania and is a latex enthusiast and internet entrepreneur. She got her boobs fixed but left her nose alone, loves moonlight but hates garlic, she stands 5’7″, 32FF-26-36. Please stop talking shit and welcome Miss Lilly Roma!

Thirty seconds over Google

I hope you all had a great 4th of July. Did the fingers you blasted off grow back yet?
 

Anyway, here’s a song that everyone (even MJ) will probably hate:
 

 
Whatever you did this weekend, and wherever you did it, I hope you got to annoy Hotspur.