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Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.
She does know sperm however.
The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.
December 30, 2021
Categories: ACHOO!, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Belly Button Micro Penis, Brian Williams, CAIR, Chubs, Dan Rather, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Hai Karate, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, In the face, is there such a thing as bad head, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Le Luc Long, Lobster roll, Loose Ass Snatch, LOVE SALT!!!, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Mini Eggs, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, My safe contains your mom, Neep the nub, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, paris hilton whore, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plumbing, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", shit squirters, Snake Juice, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint Tanner, Ten Gallon, Things that really matter, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Your mom likes this . Tags: it's about the science, needle dick extract . Author: jam2 . Comments: 96 Comments
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Your model for today was born July 30th, 1992 in Griffin, Georgia. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 130 lbs. Please grab a towel for Miss Elizabeth Turner aka Elizabeth Cameron Turner / Liz Cameron / Liz Turner.
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September 10, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Juice, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Microvag, Moist, Muddle My Mint, rush limbaugh, Smokeshow, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, Totally Nude, vagine, Where's MJ? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 165 Comments
I think I mentioned in the comment section a glorious conversation I had with my stoner, loser, father in law. Let me expand the conversation so you can laugh and cry along with me.
First, I was down in FL on very short notice to fix up my POS condo that was to be sold. The tenants had trashed the place so I needed to paint, make a few repairs, and get the carpet replaced. Since this is Florida, you can’t count on anyone other than your own cheesebag. Hired cheesebags will stiff you, leave you wondering, and steal the cabinets from the walls if left unattended.
So there I was, after driving 8 hours, busting my ass for two days to repair said shit hole, when my asshole father in law invites me for dinner. Great, I say. No problem. I’ll meet you at your mom’s house (not a euphemism) and we’ll go our for Messican.
Out of the shower and I’m ready to go. Plans have changed, we’re going out for Vietnamese but whatever. I’m hungry and looking forward to some fun with GNDs grandma (she’s 91 and sharp as a tack) and her uncle, who is basically a Hostage. They’re awesome people and serve as a shield to my AHFIL. When I look at dear sweet grandma and ask her if she wants to ride with me, she informs that she’s not going. She thought it would be nice if AHFIL and I could spend time together.
The world stopped. I had gone deaf. Nothing made sense. I blinked, tried to gather my shit and desperately tried to control the fear and shock spreading across my face.
My mind instantly went to the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke, missing a hand, beaten to a pulp, and hanging over the edge of an impossibly long fall, finds out he’s the spawn of Darth Vader. If I were in that situation and Vader was my AHFIL and he informed me in his deep, mechanical voice that he is indeed taking me out for Vietnamese for dinner alone, I would have fucking jumped too. Sweet death take me now.
August 12, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, Badtards, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Crime and Punishment, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, John Galt, Juice, Mister Mxyzptlk, Moist, Nice Melons, No Drama, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, Yard and Garden, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 139 Comments
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Your model for today was born November 21, 1996 in California, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 33 – 25 – 31 and 120 lbs. Please subscribe to and comment upon Miss Amanda Mccants.
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June 18, 2021
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Burn it down, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, chi-chi was here category, cow snot, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Like a Viking, Loose Ass Snatch, mesadick, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Possum Jenkins, Say "What" Again, Smokeshow, The Steam Off My Shit, TITS, very rough misogynisting plucking, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments
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Your model for today was born September 11th, 1989 in Wroclaw, Poland. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 36 – 24 – 37 and 132 lbs. Please adjust the thermostat for Miss (NSFW) Dagmara Bajura.
June 4, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, By The Beard Of Odin!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fuck you Georgia, Hambone, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 102 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on August 8th, 2000 in Austin, Tx. She stands 5′ 7″, and measures 32DD-22-32 and 117 lbs. Please calm down and don’t be creepy with Miss Gabbie Carter.
July 26, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Blankie, Boobs, Floppy Disk, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Juice, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, starfish, This is fucking bullshit, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs. Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!
July 12, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Incisor, Juice, Luckiest Dog Alive, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Nice Melons, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, robust hindquarters, slut, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 93 Comments
I got nothin’ to say other than parenting is a young man’s game. Why did none of you assholes tell me this?
July 3, 2019
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Electrical, furry, Garden, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Joke thread, Juice, Merry Christmas, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 59 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.