August 16, 2022
Categories: 2017 Big Boob Championships, Big Stones, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, macadamia, oprah's big booty band, Punk Rock, Rocky Dennis, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, those are some big boobs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 134 Comments
Some people have a hobby of not having a hobby.
July 14, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #indogyears, #Problematic, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, bad trip, Belly Button Micro Penis, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dick Filled Asshole, foreskin, Go Full Karen, Heavy Metal Thunder, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, Like you know how to read., Literature, Moist, Neep the nub, One Foot Muff, Plugged nickel, Really, shit squirters, Strap On Anonymous, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, transphobe, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's XBrad?, Who Cut The Cheese?, who let the bishes out!!??!!?, Who You Calling Racist?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, worst post evah!, wtf?, yo!, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 95 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.
June 17, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, asshole, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beanie, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, erection day coverage, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fuck you Georgia, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, meatdickbreath, misogyny, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, needs more tartar sauce, No Drama, not your mom this time, One Foot Muff, Oprah's Slut Club, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, pron, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Rule 34, Russian Collusion, She-Meat, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, starfish, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, the long awaited piss category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, vagine, very rough misogynisting plucking, WarPr0n, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's XBrad?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, you might be gay if you like this, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter . Tags: Bewbages, I'm just here for the gang bang, paris hilton whore, pron queens, shut your whore mouth, Star Wars Episode 49, There were hardly any boobs in this post., This ladies boobs could kill a fellow, UKRAINE STRONG, whoopie cushion, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 86 Comments
It really is quite a shame that the kids were so cruel and called good ole whatsherface Tankette.
I mean seriously, she wasn’t that fat.
October 28, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 1979 Bitchez, 3rd Time is the Charm, amazing post, asshat anonymous, Block Editor, california lesbian in love, conspiracy theory, Dedicated to Your Mom, fishy, Good Stupid, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is there such a thing as bad head, Lobster Newburg, oy!!, Russian Collusion, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Where's XBrad?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . Tags: A Mom by any other name, Brain Diseased, Feeling the "Love", FUCK SALT!!!, shut your whore mouth, That Bish be Tank!!, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 206 Comments
Well here we are in silly season again where the corporate media tell us that a 70 year old woman who shops at Forvever 21 is a fashion icon.
Do they ever get tired of carrying water for the loser left and their late middle aged, childless, over the hill bosses?
Spoiler: no, they don’t.
What makes me laugh is that they had an actual fashion icon, a model, and a truly beautifully exotic woman in the whitehouse for 4 years and they decided she was ugly, didn’t know how to dress, and was pedestrian. If you stretch it back an administration the garbage media told us that a mannish linebacker who shops at J Crew (so white!) was the black Helen of Troy. What a joke. Jill and Michelle Obama are slobs. Melania is Aphrodite reborn.
April 15, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, #Championshiplevelboobs, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Trump's Fault, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 118 Comments
“For most on the Left political violence is a dial they can have turned up or down as the situation dictates – usually driven by externals. Dial down for sit-ins and “peaceful” marches, dial-up for destruction of property, assault, and murder.
For most on the Right? It’s an on-off switch. The “off” pole is labeled “Vote”, the “on” pole is labeled “Shoot Fucking Everyone”.
I suspect more than a few switches were flipped yesterday. As such, I further suspect that things are fixing to get sporty around here.”
This is a quote from a commenter at the mothership that made a lot of sense to me. I’ve seen it in various forms over the years and I’ve come to believe it’s true. The Left tends to use political violence much more than the Right, but when the Right has had enough – hoo boy. Stand back. I make this observation not just as an American, but across post Enlightenment Europe as well.
And I think the question is, what do we do going forward?
January 7, 2021
Categories: # Hashtag, #indogyears, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Birfday, birthday beating for bro-cav, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, Does this look infected?, dog love, GOP Assholes, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, I used to be funneh and shit, is there such a thing as bad head, Kenya, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Marez-ee-dotes, show me your tits, The 1%, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 216 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Oh you knew the song already?
New Tuesday thing. Pun of the day. I have to share all the puns from Punderdome, given to me by a very thoughtful Hostage.
Why were two kids fighting at the prom? (answer later!)
December 31, 2019
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Compound W, Electrical, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, John Galt, lying phquer, Mother's Day, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, polishing turds, Safety, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Turkey Taint, You're a TOTAL douche, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 136 Comments
Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.
Now on to the memes:
September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
My post got eaten in the mail when WordPress effed up. This is a pale imitation of the glorious post I had prepared. Not angry. Nope.
August 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, BANGLAR!, Emily, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Hai Karate, Happy B-Day Michael, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, just another jimbroglio, lying phquer, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, motorboating done wrong, Muppet Porn & You, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, playing Hide the Salmon, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Say "What" Again, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 116 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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