Oh you knew the song already?
New Tuesday thing. Pun of the day. I have to share all the puns from Punderdome, given to me by a very thoughtful Hostage.
Why were two kids fighting at the prom? (answer later!)
Stranglememe
Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.
Now on to the memes:
September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
Quick Hitter
My post got eaten in the mail when WordPress effed up. This is a pale imitation of the glorious post I had prepared. Not angry. Nope.
August 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, BANGLAR!, Emily, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Hai Karate, Happy B-Day Michael, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, just another jimbroglio, lying phquer, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, motorboating done wrong, Muppet Porn & You, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, playing Hide the Salmon, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Say "What" Again, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 116 Comments
Enjoy Summer
July 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, bacon wrapped booger, Chubs, fat chicks, Follically challenged, General Bitching, grope em if you got em, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Nice Melons, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Sherwin Fucking Williams, stupid fucking hippies, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Religion of Peace, Vaseline Kiss, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 118 Comments
Ode To The Ham Sandwich
As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players
Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!
October 25, 2018
Categories: Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Oprah's Slut Club, peanuts and corn the night before, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, Space pens, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're a TOTAL douche, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 166 Comments
Gummy Stuff
October 11, 2018
Categories: #H2, Dial C for cooter, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it good, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, libtards, Merry Christmas, people make me sick, Rule 34, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Thor?, Your Mom, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments
HHD – another Olympic edition
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Take a break from the curling for a bit.
Let’s see who’s in the HHD folder for today.
Mikael Kingsbury, inspired by the Salt Lake Games. (Okay, that made me feel old. Still a good story.)
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February 14, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I am judging you, Muddle My Mint, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 190 Comments
Zero Post – Another Place Holder
Thank Leon for this latest POS Poat idea –
THERE WILL BE MATH!!!!!
so quite yer bitchin’ and start stompin’
Ok – your music
August 15, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, As Little as Possible, asshole, Balls, i'm zero indians, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, O, oy!!, rhymes with "your mom", Sandra Fluke, skittles, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 113 Comments
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April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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