I’ve been trying to think of an entertaining way to organize thoughts on our cursory talks about firesticks and their associated consumables.
This is stolen directly from Merriam-Webster:
bal·lis·tics | \ bə-ˈli-stiks \
1a : the science of the motion of projectiles in flight b : the flight characteristics of a projectile
2a : the study of the processes within a firearm as it is fired b : the firing characteristics of a firearm or cartridge
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September 9, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Big Stones, Black helicopters, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, coonskin cap, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, foreskin, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, lying phquer, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, your mom has a robust rumpus room, zero fucks . Tags: Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 185 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
This is going to be 90 minutes that we’ll never get back. Joe Biden is one of the dumbest guys to grace the national political stage. Everyone knows this. His family are grifters, his wife is a power hungry hag and his political round table is made up of old, fat, corrupt guys that have absolutely no issue with putting a hand up a skirt or 3. Fuck this guy sideways.
BIDEN
VS
GEOTUS
September 29, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm all out of bubble gum, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 85 Comments
Everything starts small:
H2: That’s what she said…
March 10, 2020
Categories: # Hashtag, Baseball, Brown Snow, cat blogging, dicking bimbos, Floyd, Glitter Shit, I'm not judging you, LOVE SALT!!!, nose nuggets, Redhead Bonus Points, Someone needs a sandwich, Trump's Fault, your mom loves felt love . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 187 Comments
The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.
October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments
Just not feelin’ it today.
March 26, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, barely passable trannies, Brown Snow, Death by Fishstick, Finely Freckled, goatse, Hot Diggity Dog, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, oy!!, Richard Butt RIP, stupid fucking hippies, Where's Cyn?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 136 Comments
The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.
March 20, 2018
Categories: amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 44 Comments
So we’re 1 week (+/-) out from teh calendericacal spring and we have nothing but blue skies and butterflies in the forecast (hhe he heeeeeee).
We got enough snow overnight to be irritating enough to cause delays around the are. I checked out Mr. Weatherman and that punk says there’s at least two more weeks of cold weather – down into the teens; the robins and redwing blackbirds better have packed their electric underoos cuz baby it’s gonna be cold out for a little bit longer.
March 13, 2018
Categories: bacon wrapped booger, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, Chief Grumpybutt, dicking bimbos, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Granny Clinton, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, i'm zero indians, lazy bastards anonymous, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Poon In Ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Trump's Fault, weather blog, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, yo!, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments
Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.
aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)
How many names does she have, one might ask.
So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry our future – whatevs; the little beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.
January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments
Shockwaves went through the Hostage world when some skank stole the gilded crown from Sweet Vapid Ellie. Whatever, we’re tough and can move on. After all, it’s what we did twice during the Obama years for 8 long years.
Where’s Jewstin?
January 6, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, Ed Balls, Glitter Shit, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 300 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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