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Your model for today was born March 10th, 1964 in Ogden, UT. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 36 and 126 lbs. Please fetch spectacles for Miss Cynthia Brimhall.

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January 28, 2022
Categories: #H2, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Chief Grumpybutt, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dedicated to Your Mom, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, Granny Clinton, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Loose Ass Snatch, Lumbago, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, Methadone Clinic Cougar, milestones, Music Classics, Old Person, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Remembrance, Waddle Massage, With a tire iron, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Feeling the "Love", shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

Literally Take On Meme

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November 23, 2021
Categories: Balls, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, Granny Clinton, Literature, Politics, Puns are awesome, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shitballs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 88 Comments

Start Meme Up

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November 29, 2020
Categories: #H2, 4/10 Would Still Smash, furry, Granny Clinton, show me your tits, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 100 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments

Thursday Emergency Poat

Remember, saying that God created the universe is a sign that you are stupid, but believing that the universe is a giant hologram is SCIENCE!

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January 23, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, almond, Balls, Bowler, braunschweiger, california lesbian in love, Cartman, Dan Rather, DDH, ember shoes, Emily, Finely Freckled, fishy, flick it, Granny Clinton, Grippe, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, John Galt, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Not Boobs, pelvic thrust, rape culture, Sandra Fluke, Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 124 Comments

I Wear My Meme Glasses at Night

Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.

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September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments

Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

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February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments

Dunking Minnetonka

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August 4, 2018
Categories: Granny Clinton, groomin' your shroom, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas, Hitler, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 221 Comments

POS Spring

So we’re 1 week (+/-) out from teh calendericacal spring and we have nothing but blue skies and butterflies in the forecast (hhe he heeeeeee).

We got enough snow overnight to be irritating enough to cause delays around the are. I checked out Mr. Weatherman and that punk says there’s at least two more weeks of cold weather – down into the teens; the robins and redwing blackbirds better have packed their electric underoos cuz baby it’s gonna be cold out for a little bit longer.

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March 13, 2018
Categories: bacon wrapped booger, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, Chief Grumpybutt, dicking bimbos, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Granny Clinton, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, i'm zero indians, lazy bastards anonymous, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Poon In Ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Trump's Fault, weather blog, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, yo!, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments