Pupster’s Orchard

Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.

THE ORCHARD IN QUESTION

We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.

Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.

Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.

The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.

The Fruit Flies LOVE THESE THINGS

Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.

I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?

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Your model for today was born January 26th, 1998 in Toronto, Canada. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 352534 and 110 lbs. Let’s hit the beach with Miss Jenna Rozario.

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Your model for today was born on August 4th, 2000 in New York City. She stands 5’3″ and measures 32G2435 and weighs not much. Please turn on safe-search and welcome Miss Autumn Falls.

 

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Is it Thursday yet?

I’m tired…and I’m disappointed because I realized just now that it’s Tuesday and not even Wednesday evening (when I created this post, not when it was published. Gawl)……..please kill me. Here is your poat.

This post is a uniter, not a divider…..

Butt Drugs

(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”

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Your model for today was born on October 30th, 1988 in Buenos Aires, Argentina.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 372838 and 138 lbs.  First be the change, then jingle it for Miss Giselle Gomez Rolon.

 

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You Can Check Out, But You Can Never Meme

Didn’t see this coming, didja?

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hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

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i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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