Secret Santa Unwrapping 2019

Leon’s packages:


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Fun songs, no felines fornicating in the foyer!


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Secret Santa Opening 2018!

Pics below fold.

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MMM 346: Secret Santa 2018

Hello Hostages, and welcome to the 2018 Secret Santa post, which will be covering for Monday this short work-week.  You know the drill.  Email me at my name at g-thingy with your name and a good postal address.  You’ve got until Sunday (11-25) at midnight, and I’ll send out assignments next Monday, 11-26.  Plan to have your gift to your assigned recipient no later than 12-15 at the very latest, and we’ll do an opening poat on 12-16.

Crappy Candy Cornucopia

October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).


This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.


He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.

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The Martyrdom of St Bert & Ernie


Am I a terrible friend? Yes, of course.

But to make up for my obvious ingratitudeness and total dismissal of the time, energy, and thought put into my Secret Santa gift by my, er, my Secret Santa, I called the local TV station (44 NEWS) who arranged for a convent to bring by all of the homeless, orphaned children in the tri-state area for the big unveiling.

You can imagine their upturned, shining faces plastered with grins and looks of anticipation as I tore into the wrapping paper. The nuns were similarly enraptured and bowed in prayer, thanking god for the opportunity to witness this miracle. The air was vibrating with possibility–broadcast live into every living room within farming distance.

The paper gave way to a neon shoe box, and I paused to give a short speech:

Children of Indiana, Kentucky, and Illinois; assorted nuns and local dignitaries: I stand here before you, humbled by the contents of this box. In it are the hopes, dreams and aspirations of a generation. This is the moment that history will remember as the turning point of time which gave way to those who are on the right side of history. This is the moment where the snows began to recede and we rose up to throw off the chains of the past stating, ‘this is the moment of history!’

I lifted the lid of the shoe box, and gently unfolded the tissue paper to reveal the contents of the box:

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Secret Santa 2017

My secret Santa sent this wonderfully-wrapped assortment:


Which turned out to be this neat selection of goodies:


And this lovely ornament that I almost missed:


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MMM 301: Secret Santa Edition

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Your model for today was born May 7th, 1987 in Lyon, France. 37E-25-35, 5’4″ and 114lbs, please get down in front and say bonjour to Miss Anissa Kate!

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