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Your model for today was born June 10th, 2002 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 22 – 34 and 110 lbs. Please check id for Miss Katelyn Lordahl AKA KT Lordahl.

March 10, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, H2 Pets, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Kyle, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Lumbago, monkey around, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, open your chaste mouth, skittles, Smokeshow, Taint Pics of Osprey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 97 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 8th, 1993 in Louisville, Kentucky, and she is 100% in unicorn territory on the hot / crazy matrix. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 120 lbs. Please observe the rarest of all sandwich makers, Miss Erin Olash.

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February 3, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Big Teeth Too, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, H2 Wedding, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, Is This Ham Still Good?, Learn some shit, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Moist, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, show me your tits, skittles, Smokeshow, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is gonna leave a mark, TITS, unicorns, Waddle Massage, weiner, With a tire iron . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

Story of the Meme

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August 23, 2022
Categories: Oprah's Slut Club, skittles . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 84 Comments

A Card for Cards

Christmas Themed Oddities

So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.

Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.

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December 23, 2021
Categories: At least we're not Ontario, bacon wrapped booger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Finely Freckled, Go Full Karen, Hardware, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, It must be true!, Knockers, Lumbago, mesadick, My safe contains your mom, Old Person, Polar Vortex, Remembrance, skittles, Taint what you think, Thorific, walnut, Xanthan gum, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Brain Diseased, Tards, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments

Thanks!

Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.

The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.

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November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views…. no idea who that is.

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April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments

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HOLA!

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February 20, 2018
Categories: FUCK YOU ICE, shut your whore mouth, skittles, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen . . Author: lumps . Comments: 136 Comments

BBF

Hello medicators, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born August 7, 1978 in Wembley, England. 5′ 4“, 46-26-36 and 122 lbs, please welcome Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie!

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October 27, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Canine, CHAD, cheese, Chocolate, Chubs, Douche-bagger, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, Floyd, fucking genius, Hambone, Hanks, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, meatdickbreath, Nate Silver, Oso made me do it!!!!, Peace Through Douche, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, skittles, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Pics of Osprey, The Cat's Pajamas, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 220 Comments

My Friends Are Better Than Your Friends

Wait, wut? So quick baby update and a big thank you to some very nice people for sending gifts to the house. Its been a truly wonderful experience to understand how many people are wishing the little guy well. I’m super pleased that he’ll have a whole group of crazy aunts, uncles, and inflatable sheep to make sure he doesn’t turn into a giant pain in the ass.