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Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.

 

baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect

 

 

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs.  Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.

 

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Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!

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Thursday Teabagger Treat

Well, after covering coffee last week it was only natural that I shift my focus to its Limey bastard cousin; tea. Surely tea drinking began somewhere in China and caught on elsewhere along the Silk Road trading route (I just made that last part up but I’ve found that if use terms like “Silk Road trading route” people will often believe the rest of the verbal diarrhea that flows from your mouth). Alright, where were we? Tea. Pretty popular drink everywhere. Great Britain. Ireland. India. China. Wakanda? Not so much.

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Hello  Crossfitters, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born May 12th, 1993 in Indio, California.  She stands 5′ 2″, 34DD-24-34 and 112 lbs.  Please follow me and say hello to Miss Ella Knox.

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Emergency Thursday Poat

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Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week.  Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.

We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*

How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*

Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*

And titties and a vacant stare. *Check*  I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.

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MMM 318: 13 days

And then of course I get to unpack it all, which is going to suck all of the balls.

Leetle tiny shorts.

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