Two Days ‘Till Tool Thursday

Well, Jimbro apparently is busy and he asked me yesterday if I could fill in today, and he SPECIFICALLY asked me to do a Tool post (I swear), and I figured … “What the heck? What do I have going on?”   Then Pat ended up in the hospital.  But I put my priorities in order, pulled up my big-cis-girl gender-conforming panties, and got to business.

What *is* Tool? I mean, besides an alt- prog-art-post metal band?  This, according to Maynard:

“Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a big dick. It’s a wrench. … we are … your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.”

Although not their first album, their popularity started with this song:

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Russia on August 22nd, 1998.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36K2638 and a bunch of pounds.  Please trick or treat  Miss Vivian Blush AKA Katyshka!

 

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MMM 383

Not really feeling it today.  I realized that looking for these pictures is starting to feel like a real chore.  Not sure if I’m bored, distressed at all the e-thots, or just tired of doing these after 383 posts.  I need to think up some new content for Mondays.

In the meanwhile, it looks warm there.

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MMM 381: Summer’s End

I knew  girl named Summer in high school.  She had a nice end.  I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties.  Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox.  I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme.  I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.

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MMM 376

Day 4 of 7 as solo dad.  I might make it, we’ll see.

She seems nice.

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

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Your model for today was born May 21st, 1966 in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34 – 26 – 35 and 135 lbs.  Please show some respect and offer a drink to Miss Darla Crane (real name Shelly Shelnutt).

 

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MMM 371

Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything.  The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement.  Neat!

Big balls around this place.

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