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How Can They Be This Dumb?

So…I don’t follow politics much anymore but happened to read something that popped up on my phone while I was checking stocks that I follow. Yep, if you want to look at stock performance on your phone, you’re going to be solicited for indoctrination.

Here’s the deal, as our pudding brained fake president would say, the demotards are pushing a 9/11 style commission to have a huge, multi-year review of the protest at the Capitol on Jan 6th. As I read the article I was actually a bit confused…I thought it might have been from months ago because it contained obvious factual errors, but no, it was current. We all know how this goes. The demotards say, ‘hey man just searching for the truth, can I have limitless amounts of money so spend on my friends at fancy law firms that will tell me a 2 year story with the exact timing and plot lines that will help me with reelection as far out as 2024? Just looking for the truth.’

And guess what? Thirty five moronic republicans voted with the demotards to pass the bill. Not one or two (depends how you count Liz Cheney) but 35!

So, like, how can they possibly be this dumb? How would this help them? What is to be gained? Do we really need another fat, bloated NeverTrump sissy whinging on MSNBC?

McConnell says its dead in the Senate but you never know…he can be bought with an eight ball and a waddle massage.

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May 27, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, CHAD, cheese, Crime and Punishment, Emily, Emily's Dull Affect, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, Mother's Day, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Turkey Taint, Waddle Massage, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: MJ . Comments: 118 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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Psychomeme

It’s crazy out there, EMBRACE THE SUCK!

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April 7, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, chi-chi was here category, dig deep the gathering gloom, flowering flower, Happy, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Knockers, mesadick, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Penis Sipper, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Tards, TurtleFacePlant, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 149 Comments

Summer’s Swan Song

Here it is, the unofficial end of summer. If your kids aren’t already back to school they’ll be there soon. Visions of paste and sharpened #2 pencils fill our heads. It already feels a little like fall here. Nights are cooler and the humidity is long gone. When I went to the grocery store I saw the mums and Halloween candy out. Even the national burnt coffee chain has rolled out the PSL before Labor Day. We’ll probably have another heat wave or two before fall begins in earnest. I wish someone would let the ticks and mosquitoes know it’s time to go away.

corn-sept

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August 29, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Fire melt steel mantra, Happy Birfday Wiser, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lesbians, monkey love, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, needs more tartar sauce, October Surprise, peanuts and corn the night before, Pull My Finger Dammit!, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tails you lose, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 73 Comments

Baby HHD

I got nothin’ to say other than parenting is a young man’s game. Why did none of you assholes tell me this?

This baby loves America. Beware commie jerk-off scum!

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July 3, 2019
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Electrical, furry, Garden, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Joke thread, Juice, Merry Christmas, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 59 Comments

hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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April 2, 2019
Categories: #H2, amazing post, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Birthday Beat Down, Brut, Chicks dig a nice tool, dog love, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Headless Whoresman, i'm zero indians, Literature, Moist, Okay, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake, The Bear Is Loose, unicorns, Your Mom, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments

No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

March 8, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I am judging you, Learn some shit, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Not Boobs, pruritus ani, Say "What" Again, supersonic faggotronic, Taint Pics of Osprey, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, Your mom sends her love . . Author: lumps . Comments: 26 Comments

JoeJavaMudBrewCuppaC8H10N4O2

Hey, let’s get this day started off the right way

bwi7rse

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June 21, 2018
Categories: #H2, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 154 Comments

The Post From Ipanema

The first time I ever heard the song “The Girl From Ipanema” was on an album by a 90’s band but I forget the name at this point It’s been covered countless times so it’s anyone’s guess who it was. I thought it was a Yo La Tengo album called Fakebook. It’s an album of cover songs! When I went to find the song I discovered it was not that one. Still a great album worth a listen.