Two Days ‘Till Tool Thursday

Well, Jimbro apparently is busy and he asked me yesterday if I could fill in today, and he SPECIFICALLY asked me to do a Tool post (I swear), and I figured … “What the heck? What do I have going on?”   Then Pat ended up in the hospital.  But I put my priorities in order, pulled up my big-cis-girl gender-conforming panties, and got to business.

What *is* Tool? I mean, besides an alt- prog-art-post metal band?  This, according to Maynard:

“Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a big dick. It’s a wrench. … we are … your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.”

Although not their first album, their popularity started with this song:

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Next up: Memes!

Beware of visitors to NASA, roamy!

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hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

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i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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MMM: Anticipation

Since one of the more popular current theories is that Jesus (i.e. our Lord and Savior, the second person of the Blessed Trinity, Iēsus Nazarēnus, Rēx Iūdaeōrum) was actually the just a collective hallucination by some sort of Judean mushroom cult (aka “Jesus was a mushroom!”, a variation on the equally ludicrous “stoned ape” theory of the invention of symbolic thought), please join me for some Advent/Christmas Eve music.  It’s thematic ‘n’ stuff.

Carpal Tunnel Tuesday

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BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Pleasrace me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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