Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday Championship 2020 Final Round 2.
Here we have three of nine finalists competing for fabulous prizes, honors, and bragging rights.
Header text with contestant names are links to their original BBF posts with additional pictures.
December 11, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Luckiest Dog Alive, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Russian Collusion, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, this post stinks, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, truther, TurtleFacePlant, With a tire iron, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 176 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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or so teh Pope doth say, Jayson Blair, Jeebus, Jesus Freak, John Galt, Joke thread, Juice, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Lesbians, libtards, Like you know how to read., Literature, Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, Lumbago, Lumber, lying phquer, macadamia, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Magic Hat, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Makin' Bacon, Man, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, marriage, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, memememems, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, milestones, Mini Eggs, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, mittelschmerz, Moist, Molar, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Mother's Day, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, Music Classics, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My safe contains your mom, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Nice Melons, Nigeria, No Drama, No more wire hangers, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, not boyfrien, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, not mannish monday madness, Not yo baby, O, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Okay, Old Person, Old Spice, One Foot Muff, Oops., open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, peanuts and corn the night before, pecan, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, people make me sick, People Was Educated, personal junk, pets, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, Pink Floyd, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, polishing turds, Politics, Pompadour, Poon In Ivy, POON!, Prankophilia, Pre-Law, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Punk Rock, Puns are awesome, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, SHIZZLAP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Socialism!, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry., Space pens, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, Summaries, Superblood, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, Sweet Tunes, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, Taint Pics of Osprey, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, Tards, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, tenterhooks, The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Cat's Pajamas, The More You Know, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, Thor!, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Trump's Fault, truther, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Tuesday, Turkey Taint, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, Uniform, unintended consequences, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Vlatabadababadoodoo, walnut, WarPr0n, We don't need no stinking categories, weather blog, Weekend Memes, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, Whitey is teh Debble, Who Cut The Cheese?, Who You Calling Racist?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, wing nut wingnut, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Wisdom, wisermeany, With a tire iron, Xanthan gum, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, yo!, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on August 24th, 1990 in Stargard Szczeciński, Poland. She stands 5’10” and measures 35G – 24 – 37 and 130 lbs. Please get yourself situated for Miss Ewelina Olczak AKA Victoria Macreatis.
April 24, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Fake Butt Accurate, fuck you, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, lying phquer, meatdickbreath, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Old Person, Penis Sipper, racist, slut, Taint Tanner, transphobe, truther, weiner . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 176 Comments
Wait, wut? So quick baby update and a big thank you to some very nice people for sending gifts to the house. Its been a truly wonderful experience to understand how many people are wishing the little guy well. I’m super pleased that he’ll have a whole group of crazy aunts, uncles, and inflatable sheep to make sure he doesn’t turn into a giant pain in the ass.
Blankie Engineered by NASA
September 10, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Granny Clinton, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, Hitler, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, No Drama, people make me sick, Phone blogging, racist, rape culture, Sherwin Fucking Williams, skittles, slut, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Trump's Fault, truther, tubgirl, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 65 Comments
Ok, all the pervs who got that, raise your hands.
Whoa. You people are sick!
Shane obviously is an H2 lurker
August 22, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BANGLAR!, Beauty Personified, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Good Stupid, Sure Why Not, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, truther, Vlatabadababadoodoo, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, wing nut wingnut, Yellow Fever, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 168 Comments
As I’m sure you are all aware president Obama is set to make his big comeback to the US and public life after pretending to write his memoirs on a mega yacht with Oprah and Tom Hanks (WILSON!!!!!!!). Here’s an excerpt of his first draft that will be later turned into dramatic prose by a little known college professor and spontaneous combustion enthusiast.
Chapter 1
Barack’s version: Sat down to watch a rerun of SportCenter at 11 after calling SlowJoe and a quick workout with Mooch. Fell asleep. Woke up during the nooner of SC just in time to see Venus Williams winning some white shit tourney for the third time. Man, what an ass. I’d like to put a Mike Tyson mask on her and lay into them hindquarters. Trump sucks! San Demus High School rules!
Ayers version: Five Nine score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.
April 22, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Caffeine, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Nate Silver, OWS, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Stroller, The 1%, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 204 Comments
So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.
April 11, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, Brian Williams, Brown Snow, Brut, Bugout Jelly, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, No more wire hangers, North American Goat Love Association, Not Boobs, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, pecan, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, Premolar, pron, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, QWERTY, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 103 Comments
Hi There. You have been selected to view Big Boob Friday!!!!!! Please to be scrolling down for crotchel tingles?
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You guys will all hate this, but I’m thinking of number between -1 and 1 that indicates the number of bowel movements I would offer you. If you look closely, the band, Yeasayer references Reagan so there’s a little something for you. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Now get up, dance, and clap like seals.
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Today’s model emailed me a few minutes ago to inform me that she’s deeply, deeply, in love with this blog and honored to be featured here. Sure, it was mostly legal stuff about keeping a distance of 1000 feet, but I know how to read between the lines. Please smooth out your eyebrows, hitch up your overalls, and pick the tobacco from your teeth to welcome Viola Bailey!!!!!!!!!
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August 21, 2015
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, BOOP!, Brazil, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, funny, General Bitching, goatse, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, illuminati, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lazy Man's Lobster, Shark Week, Someone needs a sandwich, Totally Nude, truther, unicorns, wisermeany, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 122 Comments
Herro. I’m speaking Chinese now and going to meet our new overlords next month. I’m going to bring a picture of Wiser and me and tell everyone that I know Bill Clinton. I’m also going to eat lizard dusted pig face with a light, foamy spider leg reduction with a big bottle of grapefruit Shasta. It’s what they like, according to a book I’ve been reading about Chinese culture, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
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I wrote this song for Victoria LeGrand a few years ago during a drug fueled… You know I’m going to admit something here; I didn’t really write all of the songs that I’ve claimed to. But this isn’t like the time I posted a super hot trans dude and fooled you idiots into thinking he was a girl. These lies were for the simple pleasure of making you weirdos lust after she cock. No wait…that was still the tranny. These lies were about artistic expression. Big titties and veiny wiener art. Nope, still tranny. Welp, looking back on all of my lies, I guess I’m just a liar. A Brazilian barely legal butt licking frottage obsessed liar.
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Today’s model does not have a penis, does not top, and will not slap you in the face with her girl meat if you’re into that sort of thing. I swear to god with my hand on a stack of giant, lady boner bibles that Ann Denise does not have a ding-a-ling. Swearsies.
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June 5, 2015
Categories: #hashtag, ann coulter, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, beefcake, Blue Man Group, Booze, Bunker Pants!, cat blogging, Cheedy, Chocolate, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Drinking heavily, Drugs, fuck you, fucking genius, goatse, I'm 7 Indians, Le Luc Long, peanut, rhymes with "your mom", supersonic faggotronic, The Religion of Peace, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., truther, TurtleFacePlant, walnut, whatever, wisermeany, YOU WISH, You're a TOTAL douche, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 255 Comments
May 17, 2015
Categories: goatse, new post, Politics, truther, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer . Comments: 142 Comments
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March 3, 2021
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